Sir, we, the undersigned, are writing to ask that Mr. Hansen, be banned from the BBC MOTD. It is on record that he has consistently incited violence on the pitch, particularly against the Arsenal Football club. Words like Get stuck into Arsenal, get in amongst them, ruffle them a bit, put your foot in, kick them a bit etc, incite people like Taylor to be more reckless than usual hence resulting in the unfortunate, but avoidable disaster which has befallen our beloved Eduardo.
We request that Mr. Hansen be suspended from the MOTD, pending an investigation - which we humbly request you to initiate, into his incitement of violence while playing the beautiful game of football.
Thank you.