Fight Gravity

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Gravity, our greatest enemy, our harshest mistress. For too long has the yoke of gravity held us down, preventing us from taking to the skies unaided by the bloated corporate monopolies of the aerospace industry. It is time for us to force it to relinquish its evil grasp on us.

Like Lance Armstrong with cancer, support us in fighting this invisible foe.

6 Signatures

  • Charlie von Metzradt
    • Comments
    • Down with gravity! No, wait, up with gra-- damnit, let me think...
  • Darragh Doyle
    • Comments
    • I'm not Darragh, but I thought he would like to join this petition to fight the powah!
  • Wile E. Coyote
    • Comments
    • If it wasn't for gravity, I would have caught that damn roadrunner.
  • Sebastian
  • Daniel Levin
  • Gerard Kellett