Blow up the moon petition.

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The moon needs to be blown up. It sucks and it provides no help for the world. When there is an eclipse, people run the risk of going blind. I think we should send some morons into space to land on the moon and plant bombs to blow it up. The moon is gay.

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  • Dick Johnson
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • cause it shouldn't be there
  • jay martin
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • its useless
  • Darth Vader
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • The moon shouldn't be blown up but be brought to the dark side and turned into a death star.
  • Cock Man
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • KILL THE MOON! IT DOES NO GOOD!!11!
  • Mark
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • I agree. The moon is worthless and should be blown up. It would be one giant step for mankind.
  • Lolerskates
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • I HATE THE MOON! AHHHhhhasfhHHH!
  • genral johnson jameson
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • i tink it should be blown up because the moon burned my mom to death
  • Chris Mendoza
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • The moon is bad. :-l
  • Adam Bertocci
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • The moon smells like cheese.
  • MuckRaker
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • u guys are all morons but the moon in my opinion, should be eaten
  • Davud
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Duh!!!
  • jed lindberg
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • ITs Gay. its all white and gret and stuff. BLOW IT UP!!!!
  • God
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • I AM GOD AND NO ONE WILL BLOW MY MOON UP!
  • f3nix
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • teh moon bit me!
  • tripleh
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • id rather pluck my eyes out then look at the moon
  • snean
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • I OPPOSE IT WE'RE EARTHLINGS BLOW UP EARTH THINGS
  • I hate you
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • The moon is great. I love the moo.
  • Fox Yaczko
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • There is no better time then now to blow up the moon. It's been looming omniously for too long. We have to stop the moon before it unleashes weapons of mass destruction.
  • Luke Seymour
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Don't be fooled, there is no cheese on the moon! We could never make a cracker that big anyway
  • Hi I'm an idiot
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • The moon should be blown up because I saw it humping some gay guy!
  • The Sun
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • I AM THE SUN! I RULE OVER TEH MOON!1!
  • SpaceMan
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • before u blow it up let me get off it first k thx
  • Jason
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • One time, I think the moon flicked me off.
  • Matt Campbell
  • Alex Mcfarland
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Well I think the moon has no use to us..it just sits there
  • george huang
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • because im made in china and the moon is not
  • bobby mcfeee
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    • u know how the dish ran away with the spoon. the moon rana away with my nathan
  • bond..james bond
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • ive been to the moon too many times fighting evil criminals and i dont want to go back so if its gone then i dont have to go there anymore
  • Blob
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • aaaaaaggggghhhhhdghdth
  • Jonny Boy
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • You guys are all idiots. Its the earth that should be blown up.
  • George Bush
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Yep, er I think It should be blowed up good, 'less we could tax it or something, because you know, our economy, 's just excellent as I am educated.
  • A Used Condom
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Splat!
  • John McCue
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • The Moon is an enemy of America, any enemy of America should be eliminated.
  • the man on the moon
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • insurance scam
  • Doug Sharp
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • dougsharp@channelzilch.com
  • zach howe
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • uh....im just gonna pretend youre all kidding and move on. without the moon wed all die in a massive tidal wave of death! ahhhhhhhh
  • Alex
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • The moon sucks the gay out of liberachi's anus.
  • Haha
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Hm... I think we should blow YOU up. You're an idiot. The moon does nothing wrong. Like this suck-ass petition is going to do anything anyway. I laugh at you. HAHAHA
  • MH
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • http://www.petitiononline.com/mhfpmogb/petition.html
  • Dave
  • Crazy Guy
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Why stop with the moon? Let's blow up Mars and the Sun too!
  • Eric
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • We might as well put nukes to good use since we're disarming Cold War nukes.
  • jeff
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • moon luvers shuld diiieeee!!
  • Dr. Strangelove
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • What a positively excellent idea!
  • Toast Roaster
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • Why not?
  • 123456789
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • moon BAD!
  • Jo Mama Foo
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • 'cuz it's gay!
  • Gunnar Arnkvist
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • It is because of the Moon the taxes need to be raised every year. If we destroy the Moon we can lower our taxes so we can buy more porno flicks to watch Wednesday and Saturdays nights. Btw, blow up everything from the Moon to your anus
  • Gцran Persson
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • It is not made of cheese!
  • Werner von Braun
    • Comments ( Why do you think it should be blown up?)
    • I hate it!