Petition to Legalize Furry Hunting

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Furry, defined as someone who is of the belief that they are an animal, and enjoys sexual intercourse with others dressed as animals, is a rapidly growing trend.





Wheras furries continually press the belief that they are animal in origin and nature,


Wheras furries are a healthy source of many nutrients that are valuable to the human digestive system, muscular system, heart, and mind,


Wheras their existence puts humans at risk


Wheras they have clogged mass communication networks with anthropomorphic and pornographic images


We, the undersigned, are of the belief that it should be made constitutionally legal to both hunt, kill, shoot, and ingest furries of all types.

247 Signatures

  • Erik Granger
    • Comments
    • I really really think that they'd look great next to the Thanksgiving turkey
  • James Blaney
    • Comments
    • Furries are a blot on the countryside.
  • LoneSoviet
    • Comments
    • Seven Six Two millimeter, Full Metal Jacket.
  • MrStonedOne
    • Comments
    • BOO YA
  • Joseph Sikarin
    • Comments
    • Yiff in hell furfags!
  • Richard C. Mongler
    • Comments
    • Fukken signed.
  • Kinto Watanabe
  • Anon
  • Carl Thompson
  • Steve Johnson
  • Bob Dylan
  • Atanok
    • Comments
    • It was about time. 'mgonna get my shotgun
  • Anonymous
    • Comments
    • im white
    • Address
    • pa
  • Nick
    • Comments
    • Also, they should be denied treatment at hospitals
  • Charles Darwin
    • Comments
    • The human species was not meant to evolve like this...
  • Anonymous
  • Speedycat
    • Comments
    • YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
  • David Davidson
    • Comments
    • Yiff in hell furfags.
    • Address
    • Argentina
  • sage furhaven
  • Rob
    • Comments
    • KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL
  • Cryo J. mancer
    • Comments
    • If you are an animal, why are you on the internet? Go play in traffic and crap in the woods like the other animals.
  • Alex Macloud
  • OHLAWD
    • Comments
    • YIIF IN HELL FURFAGS
  • Summer Glau
  • dana young
  • McNagyar
    • Comments
    • yar
    • Address
    • 123 fakestreet
  • Ska-Chan
    • Comments
    • Furries are a blight upon society and must be erradicated.
  • Jesus H Christ
    • Comments
    • I whole heartedly agree with this movement.
  • Overlord
    • Comments
    • Hell yes furry hunting!
  • David
    • Comments
    • RON PAUL
    • Address
    • Bel Aire
  • Andre
    • Comments
    • BURN THE FURRIES DOWN! SENT THEM ALL TO OBLIVION!
    • Address
    • anti-furryville
  • Randall Flagg
  • Saddam Hussein
    • Comments
    • DEATH TO THE INFIDELS...I MEAN FURRIES!
    • Address
    • Hell
  • Author Von Writing-housen
  • Moot
  • Johnanthon Swift
    • Comments
    • If furries want to animals they should be treated as such
  • Jeffery Wang
  • Daniel
    • Comments
    • Yiff in hell
  • Walt
  • Erik Larson
    • Comments
    • Kill the furfags!
  • Geoffrey Who
  • Evan DeMers
    • Comments
    • lol pwnt
  • put
  • Jonathan Rosa
  • justin ackland
    • Comments
    • furries are the scum of the earth. kill them.
  • Justin Mongler
    • Comments
    • YIFF IN HELL
  • John
    • Comments
    • YIFF in hell furfags ^__^
  • Joe Kool
  • Brandon
  • 50 GET
    • Comments
    • 50GET!