Bring Back The Ninja Turtle Pies!

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During the peak of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, around the year 1990, the snack gurus that brought us so many other delicaces such as the twinkie, the ho ho, and the ding dong, gave birth to the greatest snack treat ever: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie. Hostess had slammed turtle power into each succulent bite, making the turtle pie the best thing to hit this planet in its billions of years of existence. It consisted of a thick, green (mutagen) glaze on the outside with a mouth watering vanilla pudding on the inside. The combination was indescribable. However, in the years following our savior-of-the snack-world died out. Power Rangers, the new kid on the block of children's entertainment, shifted the demand curve away from our lean-green-fighting machines, and so our pies went with them. Our world was destroyed one day when my best friend and I made our daily trip down the street to our neighborhood Circle K and found that there were no turtle pies left. Now, the few fans left to tell their tale can merely savor their final taste of ambrosia as they would remember it, yearning for the years when they were ignorant of any end being near. This statement is directed at those veterans, those kings with golden pallets who've tasted the food of the gods themselves. We need your help now to end our infinite with-drawl. This is a petition to bring back either

a) the turtle pie itself, (for there is a new Ninja Turtle cartoon being aired on Fox Saturday mornings), or

b) the creation of a product equal to the power of its predecessor. One that would have a vanilla pudding filling and a glaze good enough to do the job.

Both options are excellent, but we need your help to revive the most fantastic food to ever to be consumed on this planet.

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  • Dan M
  • Sam H
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    • WOOOHOOO
  • Jaimie
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    • God I ::Heart:: those pies!
  • banismo
  • Ginger S
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    • Please, Please, Oh Please....
  • Ross A
  • jerry r
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    • TURTLE POWER!!!!
  • benjamin charles w
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    • i love you
  • KC
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    • I always wondered what happened to these, I'd love to eat them once more
  • Jason Lee L
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    • Just do it.
  • aaron a
  • Michael B
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    • one of my top 3 favorite pieces of food in my entire life !!!
  • Dave K
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    • Turtle Pies RULE!
  • Dan E
  • Jordan C
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    • bring it back or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MATT C
  • David L
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    • are they vegan?
  • Elliot T
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    • They were sooo good
  • Marc
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    • I have not had this godly TMNT pie, as I was too young, but I am a fan of the series, and therefore desire to taste the delicacy that once ruled the markets.
  • Becky W
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    • they were great and i want them back
  • Kain
  • Matthew W
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    • Best pie ever
  • Shakina B
  • ashley
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    • I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!
  • Ed Worrilow J
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    • When I was around 6 or 7 I would always go to the Hostess store and get those sweet succulent pies, oh, I can still taste them, I could cry, AH! SO GOOD!
  • Brandon F
  • Harlem
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    • Please!!! bring them back, theyre soooooo gooodd .....
  • perez
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    • dude they were awsome!
  • KEN K
  • Alex D
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    • Those pies are heaven in a shell.
  • Jeff S
  • David W
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    • Oh dear God! When I was around 5 or 6 I used to eat those things and MY GOD! HOLY CRAP! AHH! MELTDOWN! BRING_THEM_BACK!
  • JOHN R
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    • BRING BACK MY MTNT PIES PLEEEEESE
  • Marylynn K
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    • Puh-leeze bring back the pudding pies, Ninja Turtles or not. My son is miserable without them!
  • Kimberly K
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    • Bring back the Ninja Turtle Pie... they were delicious!!
  • the guy that cant get a g
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    • go teenage ninja turtle pies
  • Patrick L
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    • bring em back!!!
  • joseph b
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    • I LOVE THEM
  • Mike J
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    • Bring it back!
  • Opha Keith I
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    • Man i was a kid when these came out, and i used to have one every single day for lunch. It was the best snack i have ever eaten and i still wish they made them. they were soo cool, the green frosted outside was neat and the great filling just made it amazing. waht i would do just to have one more.
  • Rodrigue
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    • Do it now...phuckers!
  • Sally M
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    • Bring it back!!!!
  • David O
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    • It's like you can hear my thoughts!
  • Alex M
  • John "J.R." C
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    • BRING BACK THE TURTLE PIES
  • Nicole
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    • with the re-growth of the loveable green guys, why not bring back this tasty nostalgic pie?
  • Ginger V
  • Jenni B
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  • Nick H
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    • These NEED to come back. Greatest snack ever.