Bring Back The Ninja Turtle Pies!

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During the peak of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, around the year 1990, the snack gurus that brought us so many other delicaces such as the twinkie, the ho ho, and the ding dong, gave birth to the greatest snack treat ever: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie. Hostess had slammed turtle power into each succulent bite, making the turtle pie the best thing to hit this planet in its billions of years of existence. It consisted of a thick, green (mutagen) glaze on the outside with a mouth watering vanilla pudding on the inside. The combination was indescribable. However, in the years following our savior-of-the snack-world died out. Power Rangers, the new kid on the block of children's entertainment, shifted the demand curve away from our lean-green-fighting machines, and so our pies went with them. Our world was destroyed one day when my best friend and I made our daily trip down the street to our neighborhood Circle K and found that there were no turtle pies left. Now, the few fans left to tell their tale can merely savor their final taste of ambrosia as they would remember it, yearning for the years when they were ignorant of any end being near. This statement is directed at those veterans, those kings with golden pallets who've tasted the food of the gods themselves. We need your help now to end our infinite with-drawl. This is a petition to bring back either

a) the turtle pie itself, (for there is a new Ninja Turtle cartoon being aired on Fox Saturday mornings), or

b) the creation of a product equal to the power of its predecessor. One that would have a vanilla pudding filling and a glaze good enough to do the job.

Both options are excellent, but we need your help to revive the most fantastic food to ever to be consumed on this planet.

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  • Lindsey L
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    • bring back the pies!!!!
  • Nicole M
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    • I WANT MY TURTLE SLIME CAKES!
  • Jay C
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    • BRING THEM BACK PLEASE!
  • Harry c
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    • i liek piez
  • Sean D
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    • I LOVED THOSE THINGS!!!!!!
  • Greg B
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    • Bring them back!
  • Justin T
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    • bring back the pies
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  • Lizbeth
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    • uuhhh bring back the pies. Theyre great.
  • Samantha H
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    • please? pretty please?
  • David H
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    • To Tasty to be gone forever
  • Michael I
  • Cynthia
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    • I always liked them better than any other of their products...
  • Andrew H
  • Jan Y
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    • I loved turtle pies!!!
  • Danielle K
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    • Bring them back!
  • Dena
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    • Bring it back, damnit! They have the new Tastycake pies by the pale in comparison.
  • Allison M
  • Lawrence Z
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    • Please bring back the turtles pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Erik
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    • They Were So Good; They Were So Yummy, I Want To See Them Again, I Loved Them So Much.
  • Charles H
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    • These savory cupcakes symbolize everything good about my childhood, and they must be remade. Remember how you could smell the savory goodness through the plastic wrapper? The new generations of children know nothing of the pies, and it would be a shame if they stayed out of existence! BRING THEM BACK PLEASE! NO ORDINARY PIE CAN SATISFY THIS HUNGER!
  • Rich
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    • Please bring them back !!
  • Erik
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    • PLEASE, OH GOD, PLEASE!!!
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  • Anthony
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    • Never had one.............but I sure as heck would like to try one
  • Jason G
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  • Avinash R
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    • Please
  • Mike M
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    • Rock on turtle pie, rock on.
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  • Jim B
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    • bring them back
  • Daquari C
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    • I loved those pies
  • Eric O
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    • i love them bring them back
  • Ben T
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    • I was only 3 or 4 and I still remember the delicious taste of these pies.
  • Frank
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    • bring back The Ninja Turtle Pies please? Thank You
  • Daniel A
  • Robert T
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    • THEY WERE THE BEST HOSTES SNACK EVER!!!!
  • Richard P
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    • I Want My Turtless Damnit!!!1
  • justin l
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    • those pies were one of the great junk foods bring em back
  • Michael M
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    • bring them back goddamnit
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  • DJ
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    • omgwtfbbq!!1
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  • Jennifer S
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    • my boyfriend cardy has been in agony without turtle pies he needs all of our help
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  • Devin G
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    • greatness bring it back
  • Bethany
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    • I LOVE NINJA TURTLES!!
  • ANN-MARIE S
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    • JESUS CHRIST DO I WANT A TURTLE PIE. I WOULD SELL SOMEONE I LOVE DEARLY FOR ONE LITTLE BITE. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD, BRING BACK THE NINJA PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH AND DON'T DO ANYTHING GAY LIKE NOT SELL THEM IN CANADA. THANKS. YOURS TRULY, VERY HUNGRY.