Save The Whiskey

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We live in desperate times. Hard times call for hard alcohol, and hard alcohol calls for a suitably robust name.

We yearn for a whiskey that communicates to the world that we wear our cirrhosis like a red badge of courage. One glance at its label should compel our lessers to drop their jaws to the floor (among the countless piles of ladies undergarments that have likewise dropped in response to the whiskey). The mere mention of this whiskey should spontaneously castrate all the unworthy who hear it.

We ask Ballast Point Spirits to please consider naming their forthcoming whiskey "Cap'n McLiverstabby's Shark Venom". For America.

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Ian Cheesman
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- The person who started this is some kind of hero
Chanda Green
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- It's brilliant.
Michael DeCerbo
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- I'll punch your balls off.
Anita Cheesman
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- I was promised jewelry if I signed this.
Kelli A(alcoholic)Briscoe
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- cheers!
The Milkman
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- The guy who started this said he'd let me give his wife a pearl necklace.
willyum nightrider
K Dale Boley
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- Capn McLiverstabbys Shark Venom
Mark Glowatz
Ashley Schneider
Francisco Amadeus Andraca
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- This sounds like the best drink ever
Charles Donnelly
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