BRING BACK BILLY MAYS

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HEY GOD

WE WANT BILLY MAYS HERE;
BRING BACK THIS PITCHMAN AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A SACRIFICE LORD, THATS RIGHT, WE WILL SHED THE BLOOD OF AN INNOCENT, BUT THATS NOT ALL, BRING HIM BACK NOW AND WE WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER "CHRIST THE REDEEMER" THIS TIME, IN NEW YORK CITY, TOWERING ABOUVE LADY LIBERTY! SO HURRY UP AND YOU CAN GET A NEW STATUE AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE NATION WIDE FEAST IN YOUR NAME! THATS RIGHT, A NEW STATUE, A SACRIFICE, AND A FEAST, ALL FOR THE PICE OF RE-ANIMATING A CORPSE! NOW THATS A BARGIN!

NOW BRING HIM BACK TODAY!

37 Signatures

Ryan
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- indeed
Angel G
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- I read that in his voice, wow.
Dirk Nowitzki
Vince Offer
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- Lol, jk. Let him burn.
Poop Butt McFinnigan
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- I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO BRING MR MAYS BACK. KABOOM BABY.
Josh
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- Shed the blood of a small child or something.
KAT COSGROVE
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- YES PLZ
lol
Michael Jackson
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- He was better than me.
Joshua Foster
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- Pwease god?
Joey Entler
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- We want him back.
Barry Ways
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- bring him back pls ;_;
Matthew Lander
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- BRING HIM BACK. I NEED HIS GUIDANCE
BASILKAIROS
ANONYMOUS
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- WE WANT THIS BACK.
Michael Cook
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- I don't care about MJ, but Billy Mays!?
Petrov
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- Billy Mays, you are loved here on earth.
Anonymous
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- WHY GOD WHY!!!
Dennis
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- How will I know if I need anything?!
Mel
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- He was awesome
James Smith
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- With liberty and Oxyclean for all!
Ast
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- T.T
Murry Lancashire
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- LOL!
Ben Schaefer
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- we'll give you vince
Rhapsody Noir
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- yes.
Aphex
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- BRING BACK THE MAYS
Nathan Gould
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- If only he had slapped his troubles away with the slap chop....
C27
H. Ornet
Name1ess
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- DO EET!!!
Ryan Koyanagi
Gubber Blump
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- ABOUVE!!!
CJ miller
Faisal Kubba
Paul Eccardt
Brandon Reina
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- BILLY MAYS WOULD NOT BE DEAD!