One Cow, One Vote

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We, the undersigned Friends of the Bovine Emancipation Project, believe that cows have been silenced for far too long due to their thumb-challenged status. Like all Americans, they have a right to make their voices herd at the ballot box.

The Bovine Emancipation Project began in Los Angeles. But supporters nationwide agree that it's time to give cows their God-given right to vote.
We ask that you, as legislators representing our great nation, help stop anti-bovine discrimination and give cows a voice in all state and federal elections.

We ask you to support emergency legislation toward a constitutional amendment that allows Bovine-Americans everywhere to cast their ballots. We ask you to support the Bovine Emancipation Project.

6 Signatures

  • Marion Saffery
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    • It's about time.
  • Ric Bahr
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    • Vote freerange
  • Nancy Whitehead
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    • I like cows.
  • Xan Blackburn
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    • For far too long, beings designated "meat" by humans have been without choice, and without voice. This petition is a first step in raising awareness in the many-digited to the plight of "meat" beings.
  • Eric Stolze
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    • Cows are people too!
  • Angus Cudworth
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    • Mooooo moo moo moo-moooooh!