Bring Paula Abdul Back to American Idol

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For those of you who have not heard the sad news yet, Paula Abdul decided to leave American Idol. When I first caught wind of this, I thought, Straight Up? This just cant be the case! Paula is a STAPLE on the show, part of the reason I tune in every week, sometimes two, three times a week. Not having her there would be like not having ridiculous auditions in the upfront weeks.

Paula says, Show me the money, and I say Show me the funny! Paula Abduls tactics of judging are of infinite proportions. She compliments everyone and sees the good, even when theyre bad. Sure, shes upset about not getting a lot of money; Sure shes sad about American Idol perpetuating rumors of substance abuse; Sure, shes sad about Kara DioGuardi coming on as a fourth (and more competent) judge; but alas, I care not. I WANT YOU BACK, PAULA!!

I understand that you dont want to be seen as a punch line and believe you can find success outside of the show but trust me, your fate is here. You cannot stop now. I mean, Dancing With The Stars? Are you serious?? I dont want to have to watch that show just to see you judge people (but I will because thats my dedication to you.)

All that said, Paula Abdul, here are your fans signing below to prove they WANT YOU BACK ON THE SHOW!!!! Well go to FOX, Simon Lithgow, Simon Fuller, Kara DioGuardio, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Bernie Madoff I mean, ANYONE it takes to get you more than $5million, since apparently thats not enough.

PLEASE RETHINK YOUR DECISION!!! Remember, you can't spell "A Ballad Up" without "Paula Abdul!"

And FOX...well, you're just a Cold-Hearted Snake,

47 Signatures

  • Zlata Faerman
    • Comments
    • I WANT YOU BACK!
  • Craig Mersky
  • Jackie
  • Ilana Shenitzer
  • Victoria Jukofski
  • Inna
  • Debbie Sweet
    • Comments
    • I can't imagaine Idol without Paula :(
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 21409
  • Lisa Daly
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 07410
  • Mar Croughan
    • Comments
    • baby come back
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 07030
  • amina
    • Comments
    • we want paula abdul back to idol she's the heart of the show
  • Brianne
  • Dorothy C.
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 11373
  • Hollie Pritchard
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 91105
  • Maryann Falcone
    • Comments
    • give her the money/seacrest less if need be
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 19114
  • Jacqueline
  • O
    • Comments
    • im only signing this petition so i can get laid haha jk! luv u paula :P
  • giddyup
    • Comments
    • PLEASE PLEASE LET PAULA ON THE SHOW she is the most experienced not only in judging but also has had experience as a singer ..the others wish. GIVE HER A RAISE she was awesome in 09 .she is the only one with heart so provides good balanceif no show for Paula..no show for me ..I change channels
  • Debbie Mahoney
  • Jill Hall
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 84121
  • rex caton
    • Comments
    • are you nuts? paula way over Ellen
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 28226
  • Joanne
    • Comments
    • bring paula back , I am finished with Idol unless she comes back
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 08735
  • Forevurgrl
    • Comments
    • PAULA SHOULD BE FOREVER AI'S GIRL, AND FOX IS RUINING IT FOR HER BY MISTREATING HER AND FIRING HER. I WILL NEVER WATCH FOX AGAIN UNLESS PAULA IS AT THE TABLE WITH SIMON
  • Rafael Copel
  • Tianna
  • isabelle Terrier
    • Comments
    • I want Paula Back!
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 20854
  • Owen
    • Comments
    • My group of friends and I won't watch AI without Abdul!
  • Lori Hulsey
    • Comments
    • The show needs her!!
  • John Humphreys
  • Kelly sharkey
    • Comments
    • Paula is american idol end of
  • christine Brown
    • Comments
    • loved Paula's deminor,poise, eleganse.comments ,interaction with judges, and contestons, her beauty and her comments,Show will not be the same without her.
    • Address; Zip Code
    • N9J3L9
  • Shannon
    • Comments
    • I'm a HUGE fan of paula. i was behinf heartbroken when she left please bring her back p.s. keep kara i'm a huge fan of her to
  • Stephen Lovellette
    • Comments
    • Paula is American Idol.
  • Angela Heagy
    • Comments
    • Paula beats Kara in every way
  • Kristin
  • ed spithaler
  • JESSICA BOSCACCI
    • Comments
    • Ellen isn't cutting it! BORING
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 94513
  • Lee Carlson
  • Nicole Lee
    • Comments
    • Ellen...KNOWS nothing about music...NO Judge can replace the infamous paula. i want her back!!
  • Sheilla Ingram
    • Comments
    • Bring back Paula!! Can Kara!!!!!
  • Maria
    • Comments
    • Paula is better than Kara!
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 78753
  • Angela
    • Comments
    • Get rid of Kara. Keep Ellen and bring Paula back.
  • Betty White
  • alneita jones
    • Comments
    • I love Paula! I stopped watching idol because they played Paula. She will always be forever our girl! Bring her Back!
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 23320
  • Richard Robinson
    • Comments
    • Paula was the only Star on the show. AI screwed up big time! Pay the woman equally as you are paying the men! It's 2010 not 1850! Jokes on AI. You will fail without Paula
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 23451
  • Latonya Jones
    • Comments
    • My whole family used to sit around the television to watch American Idol ea wk for Paula and Simmon! Now we all do our own thing instead. NO American Idol without Paula. Glad your ratings dropped. Bring her Back!
  • Vasudha Gandhi
    • Comments
    • The show is completely boring and lost without Paula and her quirks. AI needs her!!!
    • Address; Zip Code
    • 11427
  • Cai
    • Comments
    • Please bring Paula back to American Idol!!