Make Coldplay History

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As fans of good music, we the undersigned demand that the music of Coldplay be made unavailable for purchase, be banned from all radio stations (commercial and non-commercial), that any video footage of the band be destroyed and their name be wiped from the annals of history.





Because they are boring. Because they are over-rated. Because they are depressing. But, most of all, because they are shite.





Make Coldplay History today.


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  • Andrew Fraser
  • Joshua Zola
  • Andrew Rummer
  • David Chapman
  • Alex Wilson
  • Andrew McGlone
    • Comments
    • Give Coldplay Poverty
  • Talia Lash
  • Tommy Middleton
    • Comments
    • An ape with no limbs could play better music
  • Sara
    • Comments
    • they really are over rated...
  • James MacCarthy-Morrogh
  • Eddie Ross
    • Comments
    • Too Mainstream.......
  • Rich Brown
  • Chris Martin
    • Comments
    • This is like so unfair...... I refuse to sign it
  • Kate Davis
    • Comments
    • here here
  • OCD
    • Comments
    • This one's for Nicky Fagan
  • Neil Snat
    • Comments
    • They're relatively inoffensive but don't really float my boat. I remain largely unaware of their work. Which is nice.
  • Steve Saville
    • Comments
    • PUH-LEEZ ban these whining, whinging peddlars of period music!!!
  • Ian Cook
  • Laurie-Ann Campbell
    • Comments
    • Couldn't agree more!!!!
  • Andrew Gosling
    • Comments
    • Thank the lord that somone has finally done this
  • jimbo
    • Comments
    • it need to be said
  • Fiona Grainger
    • Comments
    • Please God, let it work.....
  • Matt
    • Comments
    • Please please please
  • coldplay haters anonymous
    • Comments
    • about bloody time somebody tried to do something about this heinous crime
  • abbie
    • Comments
    • Why has no one thought of this before?
  • Pete Craven
    • Comments
    • Stop the Rot!
  • Rich Ellis
  • Miranda Reinarz
    • Comments
    • Ban the Buggers!
  • Tom Phippard
    • Comments
    • This should have happened sooner!!
  • stephen petley
    • Comments
    • please please please
  • Dean Wall
    • Comments
    • ban em now....!!
  • Tom Read
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    • В
  • Linda O Keeffe
  • Simon Edwards
    • Comments
    • CWDM (Campaign for War on Dull Music)
  • Bob Lands
  • Simon Adams
    • Comments
    • They are SOOOOOO boring
  • Stefan Zillioux
  • jules
    • Comments
    • strike now- cut out the rot before it spreads!
  • Erik Leijon
    • Comments
    • U2 for bed wetters and geography professors.
  • Kenneth Yu
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    • В
  • Luke Peedell
    • Comments
    • please don't let this transgression carry on!
  • Johnny Depth
    • Comments
    • Please for the love of god stop them. Just to get rid of that annoying, designer stubbled, macrobiotic, sniveling pant wetter who fronts them.
  • HELEN
  • Brad
  • JH Bergstrom
    • Comments
    • What? A KRAFTWERK rip?!?
  • buck
    • Comments
    • yeap i all agree with the statements above
  • Jack Hoi
  • james matthews
  • Tan Wern Teen
    • Comments
    • BlahBlah...whatever..
  • Peter Willard
    • Comments
    • В