Get Alan Rickman to Lose Weight For the Role of Professor Severus Snape

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We want Alan Rickman to lose weight for the role of Severus Snape in the forthcoming Harry Potter movies.
The Professor is angular, spidery and very thin, whereas Mr. Sidney Patrick Rickman has been getting a bit corpulent in his older age. This is not some opprobrious shallow attack on his appearance; we love him, his acting finesse and most certainly his mellifluous baritone. But because of the films, people - especially young children - are going to identify him with Snape.
In consequence, it would be more apt in regards to the character, more appealing to us [his loyal viewers] and more salubrious for he himself if he were to cut down on the pies.
Think the Chamber of Secrets figure.
Crude as this seems, please consider your waistline, if you're reading, Alan. My apologies, too X

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  • Rebecca
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    • Sorry Alan XD
  • Olivia
  • Barry
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    • ).(
  • Robert Plant
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    • No - not the famous one, simply an avid fan
    • Location
    • Hartlepool
  • jordan
  • Jonathan Henderson
    • Location
    • North-east England
  • Rebecca, ann marie , emma and catherine
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    • this is gay
  • jenifer johnson
  • Ben Lilley
  • Gary
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    • .
    • Location
    • Hartlepool
  • Tom
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    • Rickman, he's all I ever hear about.
  • Andromeda
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    • Snape is made of win
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    • Winchester
  • David
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    • hi
  • Angus
  • Sian :-)
    • Comments
    • sorry, haha
  • Dougie Powers
  • MANDA MEOW
  • Binky
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    • HArryPotterharrypotterharrypotteromgyes
  • George Bainbridge
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    • It will improve the cinematic effects.
    • Location
    • Hollywood
  • Arthur B
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    • I agree with the fine gentleman below me
  • Jo
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    • It's my birthday
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    • hamster cage OLLYYYYYYYYYYY
  • Big Hairy Simon
  • Laura
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    • Snape's meant to be skinny :( other than that, his portrayl of Snape is excellent
  • albus dumbledore
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    • lemon sorbet!
  • M. Bacic and kids
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    • Other than your weight, your interpretation is excellent, Mr. Rickman -but in the HBP your girth and facial puffiness has detracted from the physical portrayal which is so important. You nailed the role especially in the first two movies. Please keep it up; just loose the weight. We know how hard it is to loose because we have done it ourselves. Good luck.
    • Location
    • Chatham, Ontario, Canada
  • Joanna
  • Shannon Flanagan
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    • When you're sad, don't cut yourself... another piece of cake
    • Location
    • Hogwarts