Send Fleshlight Into Space

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Put Fleshlight in space.

Astronauts spend days, weeks, even months in space working on important missions that are relevant to human civilization.

Just like on earth, time without sexual release can make a man frustrated. The urge to feel satisfaction doesn't leave you when you leave the planet.

We choose to get Fleshlight in space. We choose to get Fleshlight in space in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because men get hard, because that goal will bring satisfaction to space, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.

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  • Jennifer Preston
  • Denis
  • Stuart
  • Warren Register
  • TH Ng
  • Jeffrey L
  • svin_renigoth
    • Comments
    • Cool idea!
  • Zak Kalles
  • matt ruley
  • Andrew Carter
  • Jeff
    • Comments
    • I agree that male astronauts need to release their sexual needs with fleshlights in space, so they can concentrate and perform better on their tasks.
  • flyer47
  • Julia Weidner
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  • Corey
    • Comments
    • Its totally worth it.
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