Can Maximus Come Out To Play!?!

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The undersigned names are presented in an effort persuade the release of Maximus, of Team RATS scenario paintball team, to attend the 2009 Fulda Gap game scheduled for November 6,7 & 8, 2009.

Fulda Gap will represent the single largest event held in NC this year and possibly the last team event for the RATS in 2009 in NC.

Maximus's attendance is critical to the good moral, welfare and the overall success of the team. In fact, the entire balance of the game hinges on his attendance and it's quite possible that his absence cold be the sole event that could trigger the collapse of the modern civilized world on Dec. 20th, 2012. It's in the best interest of all of mankind that Maximus attend Fulda Gap 2009.

Fully recognizing that Maximus has just returned from a Double-Naught Secret Squirrel mission to the homeland of the Chi-Kongs that required his absence from home and family for a full two weeks, both he Mrs. Maximus and Mini Maximus might be reluctant to commit once again to saving the world. But we beseech all parties to consider the ramifications of Maximus not attending. The world is on the precipice of a single-payer health care system, cap-n-trade, global Jihad and a universal bad hair day. Do not let it be because Maximus missed this game!

Please...think of the children!

27 Signatures

Severe
- Comments
- please...don't make me beg!!
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- Team RATS
Stefanie Jeremiah
- Comments
- I'll buy Ms. Maximus 2 mixed drinks of her choice if Maximus can go.
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Steven Twist
- Comments
- do it! do it!
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Kyle Hoffman
- Comments
- If MM is going to be there, Maximus has to be.
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Mars
- Comments
- Please?
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Will
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
RaleighPaintball.com (matt)
- Comments
- Team Rooster needs more adult supervision
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- Rooster!
Rhonda
- Comments
- Leaving this one up to Jason to decide boys. Can not blame the wife :)
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Mike
- Comments
- Let's do it
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- Brother Outlaw
Focus
- Comments
- I recommend you buy jewelry, that sometimes helps
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Noah
- Comments
- Your brothers will need your support to and from the deadzones! Don't leave 'em hanging. =) Besides, I'm sure one us must owe the other a beer, so come on out.
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- The Dogs of War
Julia
- Comments
- Duck's sister-in-law thinks you should go too. She's at Duke Law School, she's smart!!!!
big john
- Comments
- please let maximus come out and play paintball
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- rats/sparta
Otto
- Comments
- Please come and play with us Maximus!
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- Team Krisis
Kenneth Nelson
- Comments
- He needs abreak from the gov
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Andrew hudson
- Comments
- LET HIM PLAY!
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- Recon-1
Motrin Man
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- RATS
Blinky
- Comments
- Peer pressure is a biotch!
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- Team Mom!!!
CockerKidd
- Comments
- Can I get the email address of Mrs. Gov?
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- Rats
Goblin
- Comments
- All the cool kids are doing it!
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- O.M.E.N.
Nymz
- Comments
- It'll give us Nato boys one more target!
- Team Name (If Applicable)
- The Dogs Of War