Funkus Brody Must Be Stopped

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The October 2003 edition of the Underground Music Journal stated that Funkus Brody's forthcoming album "Ten Millionaires" is the most widely anticipated album of 2004.

Are our standards so low? Can we think of nothing better to listen to than their ribald brand of novelty power pop? Should we be putting these miscreants on a pedestal, or be making them sit at the kiddies table? In short, should we sit idly by while they foment a sonic disaster the likes of which haven't been seen since Nero's violin ululated its last screech as Rome itself burned!

I think not... I think not.

Please sign the "Funkus Brody Must Be Stopped" petition, and let's smother the fires before they turn into a conflagration.

31 Signatures

  • Taffy Besterd
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    • I'm glad someone is finally doing something about this. These guys have been running rough-shod over good taste for too long.
  • Annemarie
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    • Hey, Boys. How can we trust that the album is closer to being in our hands if your Bio information isn't current? Dave no longer weighs 184 and Paige is sligtly older than 3 months. Funkus Brody must be stooped!
  • Andrew Lutes
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    • If they aren't stopped the armies of funkus will march all over the face of the earth!
  • Don Nacho El Jefe Royal
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    • Long living the capitalist revolution on the glorious repatriation of our country the the exclusive dismemberment of archaic societal forms as expressed in the degraded musical expression of this band, Funkus Brody.
  • Pooter Wilson
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    • By golly, you gents is still working on that record? I done made myself a new shed out back in the time you gents been making that record! I sure would like to listen to it though, so finish it up, quick like, okay? I'm growin' a beard, I say. Geesh...
  • Tom Benson
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    • Totally Rad!!!
  • George W. Bush
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    • Dear Fellow Americans...It is with sadness that I regret to inform you that our nation's liberties are in danger by an enemy weapon worse than W-M-D. That weapon is Funus Broadband! (er...) I mean, Fuudham Blody! (Anyway, you know what I mean.) If this weapon were to ever fall into enemy hands, our great American life would vanish. So I urge you to do your patriotic duty, and purchase as many of their CD's as you can and listen to their music 24-7, and call your music station to have them play their songs....before Osama does! (Cue: scary music)
  • Blan Blurdson
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    • To you I say, young and old, tall and short, stout and winsome, gloomy and glumworthy, reach forth with the iron fist of delight and squeeze the pulpy golden goodness from the Funkus orange before the wicked armies of Florida have a freeze that kills all the orange trees. Love, Blan.
  • Jerry Splank
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    • They really must be, oh yes. What a sound idea.
  • Bill Rykerson III
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    • Splurn, I say! These lads have done their share of line dancing. And so should you!
  • Momma Bear
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    • Again, No David!
  • Pete Shalibobe
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    • I thought of the name "Funkus Brody" in 1979 and mentioned it casually in a conversation during dinner at Ted Kennedy's house with George Lucas and Fidel Castro. Dave and Troy weren't even sitting at our table. Obviously they didn't have the courtesy that George did to ask my consent. All the lyrics and music are also variations from my album "9 Rich Guys". Clearly another rip-off.
  • Maria Callas
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    • Not that I have any personal experience with this sort of thing, but I heard from a friend that Funkus Brody can be cured with a combination of hormone replacement therapy and a strict yoga regiment.
  • Chelsea Ells
  • Justin Levy
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    • Funkus Brody rocks my world!
  • Talking Head Guy
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    • This thing isn't finished yet? Come on guys, I want to hear some FUNKUS BRODY! Let's hear it already! I'm growing a beard here!
  • Alec B
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    • It hasn't come out yet?
  • Michael Rosen
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    • Funkus Brody must have been stopped years ago when they first started this project and the same goes today.
  • Douglas Miller
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    • Petition too I do sign, so that I may, make a rhyme!
  • Shawna Hoffert
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    • I resent the kiddie table comment
  • Jerry Mathers
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    • Usually I like to stop myself before I let loose on a drunken tirade, BUT NOT TONIGHT! No! For I have seen both the Funkus, and the Brody, and I'd just like to say, I didn't care for the look of either of them!
  • Lisa The Ass
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    • "TROY! Unload the dishwasher!!! TROY??!!
  • GRD (Get R Done)
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    • Grand Luck to Funkus Brody on your release April 21. Would love to be at the Unveiling of your Wildly Popular Album!!!, but my legions await me aboard my intersystem ship. No, really, I must go before the release and chaos begins. They must be stopped!!! OK, slow them down a little!!!!!!!
  • Finster Baby
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    • How many times have I told you not to play with the ten millionaires' dirty money?
  • Allen Christian
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    • Mr. Moldy escaped from my Louisville basement years ago - he must be stopped before he takes over the musical world! Er, wait, this stuff is really good...