Help Shut the Worst Website Ever Made!
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We, the Undesigned, understand that the Internet is a land of freedom where almost everything can go. However, there are some things that we believe should remain illegal even there. This petition is targeted at the pedophile heaven, money-stealing and bullshit game that is Gaia Online, located at www.gaiaonline.com . More specifically, we require that the following points be applied by local and national authorities:
1)That Derek Liu. maker of Derek Liu be arrested and judged by an indepentant tribunal for crimes against humanity.
2)That Derek Liu and all administrators, moderators, associates or any person that is associated with Gaia Online in any way be executed by hanging in Iraq.
3)That Derek Liu gets a physical castration (I know, odd if he's dead, heh) and that the video of his castration be hosted on YouTube for minimum of sixty (60) days.
4)That everyone that even purchased a 2,50$ donaction receives a free therapy titled ''Learn To Spend Your Cash, Newb!''
5)That www.gaiaonline.com is made to redirect to www.lemonparty.org''
6)That Derek Liu house be incinerated (it might take some time considering the size of his home) and salt put in the ground. Finally, that this place be named ''The Cursed Lands'' and that army make a defensive perimeter so that no one can ever be corrupted.
7)That Jim Boosh, maker of www.gaiaonlinesucks.com and spoker for truth, be considered a national hero and receive the Nobel prize for peace.
8)That ''Gold'', gaia online term, be renamed to ''Rape Points''. The more ''Rape points'' you get, the more of a little dipshit you are. We feel this will be more representative of the current situation.
9)That anyone typing the word ''Gaia Online'' on his computer have his rights to access the internet permanently removed.
10)That all the money obtained from Gaia Online (10 millions +) be reinvested into Nortel stocks.
We, the Undersigned, agree to every point of said petition.
1)That Derek Liu. maker of Derek Liu be arrested and judged by an indepentant tribunal for crimes against humanity.
2)That Derek Liu and all administrators, moderators, associates or any person that is associated with Gaia Online in any way be executed by hanging in Iraq.
3)That Derek Liu gets a physical castration (I know, odd if he's dead, heh) and that the video of his castration be hosted on YouTube for minimum of sixty (60) days.
4)That everyone that even purchased a 2,50$ donaction receives a free therapy titled ''Learn To Spend Your Cash, Newb!''
5)That www.gaiaonline.com is made to redirect to www.lemonparty.org''
6)That Derek Liu house be incinerated (it might take some time considering the size of his home) and salt put in the ground. Finally, that this place be named ''The Cursed Lands'' and that army make a defensive perimeter so that no one can ever be corrupted.
7)That Jim Boosh, maker of www.gaiaonlinesucks.com and spoker for truth, be considered a national hero and receive the Nobel prize for peace.
8)That ''Gold'', gaia online term, be renamed to ''Rape Points''. The more ''Rape points'' you get, the more of a little dipshit you are. We feel this will be more representative of the current situation.
9)That anyone typing the word ''Gaia Online'' on his computer have his rights to access the internet permanently removed.
10)That all the money obtained from Gaia Online (10 millions +) be reinvested into Nortel stocks.
We, the Undersigned, agree to every point of said petition.
293 Signatures
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Ryan ?????
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- Thank you!
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Terri
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- The Gaia admins and mods are fickleheads.
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Regis Bergeron
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- ....
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Tanuki Hiromoto
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- Bloody brilliant, mate!
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June
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- Narisome owns you.
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Zach
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- Damn straight!!
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Sim J.
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- GAIA SUCKS!
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Xanmar
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- I concur
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Jeff Henry
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- This site has become a hell hole and has stolen my time and money from me.
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James
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hax
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- i use hax
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Super Saiyan 3 MegaMan
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- Death to GaiaOnline
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Ramza
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- What's with the sumo wresteling chicken?
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Ramza
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- HOMFG DEATH TO THE RAMZAS
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Ramza
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- RAMZORZ ARE COOL
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LAWL
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- This Petition is rly ghey. LOL. Like the maker.
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Cendeu Clymer
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- my brother got banned for nothing! DIE OR BRING HIM BACK
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Bianca
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another zach
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- HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTZ
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4r4gtg
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- go to hell plz. lollololololololokololoujyujhyf
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ahdfh
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- gdgd
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Forrest
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Kribypr
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- ...
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Chris
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- That site can burn in the deepest parts of hell- by joker6167
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Gaiasucks
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- YAAAA WOOOHOOO
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your mom
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- ur all gay ur just pissed because u got banned off gaia...sore losers...
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paul R.
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- played for 3 years and shut me down for buying gold.. F&\%\% u gaia
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Kazzari (that is my proud account name)
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- You have no logical reason to say this.Every reason is simply an opinion like "Ongz they suxorz!"and there is no reasonto kill these innocent people.Only about 20 DIFFERENT people have signed...Petitions online should have a comment section so I wouldnt have to vote for a meaningless petition
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aiy
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- whey lemons
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newguy45
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- banned for a youtube video
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courtney christiansen
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Mike
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Kobea
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- Gaia sucks ass
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Kevin Tang
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- Leo is a HOMO
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Bill
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- !
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Kamaria
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- Ya! =D
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Julius Hintol
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Brittany
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- Nice work, guys. ^__^
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The Britt
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- Oh, and to you people who are complaining, can't you tell that this is just a joke petition? Sheesh. I mean, yeah, people here think Gaia sucks, but we're not actually signing to take people's lives away.
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Tone Fatone
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- Gaia Online makes me happy in the pants!!
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Linda Springer
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- My daughter's account has been hacked, and now banned for no reason.
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Autumn Springer
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- My Account Got Banned For No Reason
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Craig Goins
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- Gaia banned me for no reason , it said i was botting , i dont even no what that is.
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Dominic
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- I agree. The website is bullcrap.
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Aleksandr Sobolev
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- Gaia sucks!!!!
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Dark Lexic
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Dave
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marshall
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~S~
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- Gaia killed my cousin, and raped my daughter! DX
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Fahren
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- I was banned for no reason, and I cried for no reason.
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