Jesus Christ on Grand Theft Auto

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Dear Rockstar Games,

We have enjoyed your Grand Theft Auto (GTA) franchise since its release, in 1997. And now, in the year 2009, we live in anticipation for the upcoming downloadable content for Grand Theft Auto 4. In the meantime, competition has proven fierce, as Saints Row aims to deliver a similar experience. As fans of the series, we want to help you reach the next level of greatness and success through our feedback.
We believe that in order to crush all competition, and please all the Grand Theft Auto audience, it would be a great idea to include a new character in the franchise be it through downloadable content or in a possible GTA 5. That character is Jesus Christ.
We believe that the sheer awesomeness of Jesus, coupled with the amazing gameplay dynamics of Grand Theft Auto, would result in an unprecedented amazing entertainment experience.
The thought of using Jesus superpowers in GTAs sandbox structure is enough to bring us all to awe. So please, Rockstar Games, include the holy savior as a new character in your beloved franchise.

58 Signatures

  • Mark
  • Jebus
    • Comments
    • Save me from hookers
  • F
    • Comments
    • MO
  • andres
  • Hugo
    • Comments
    • IT WOULD BE AWESOME.
  • Colin Landale
    • Comments
    • Great idea, and since Rockstar like to piss people off and be controversial, seems like a definite possibility!
  • Pubert Lottawang Johnson
    • Comments
    • Jesus has a wang of justice
  • Jesus
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    • I approve of this petition
  • Ryudo
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    • Bring my awesome idea into reality
  • Myles
    • Comments
    • Yes. Make this happen.
  • naydogg
    • Comments
    • zoop zoop
  • Sister Prudence Tittyfuk
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    • Yes, Jesus will be a real hit. I've heard he has a really big one, and I hope this is accurately portrayed.
  • alex cullen
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    • I love GTA and Jesus
  • Jacopo
  • Bill Clay
  • Christian Hibbard
    • Comments
    • YES
  • adam nomack
  • luis montenegro
  • William Trevarrow
  • Patrick
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    • c'mon
  • Luke Williams-Bukac
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    • would be hella funny XD
  • Alec
    • Comments
    • GTA: bethleham wars
  • Josh Swindall
    • Comments
    • DO IT
  • Jesus Christ
    • Comments
    • JESUS APPROVES THIS PETITION!!!!!!!!
  • Nick
    • Comments
    • demons = popo
  • Daniel Scott
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    • Grow some more balls rockstar!!! To NOT include him is to deny everyone whos not offended! If hes DLC then they dont have to buy it! You can hide it as a crack head who gets so high he thinks hes the J man and dishes out some double barreled justice!!
  • Adam V.
    • Comments
    • eh, it's funny
  • Sean Mehornay
  • Julio Lawrence
  • Matt Hunter
  • Rob
    • Comments
    • Hell YEA!
  • Alan Lamb
    • Comments
    • SURE BE AWESOME
  • graham wedderburn
  • Garry Duncan
  • Ivan
  • tobhiyah
  • Axel
  • Joe Chappell
  • aled
  • Fred Hoffman
    • Comments
    • PLEASE!!!!!
  • Thomas
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    • Who ever made this petition needs to create a facebook page that people can join and then have a link on that page to this petition.
  • Josh Taylor
    • Comments
    • seriously, do it. it'd be frickin cool.
  • Jordan Hughes
  • Anonymous
    • Comments
    • yes!
  • THE LORD ALMIGHTY
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    • WHEN I LOOK UPON ROCKSTARS CREATION I WILL SEE IT IS GOOD
  • Michael McCann
  • G. Younh
    • Comments
    • I'd get it as DLC.
  • Ben Webster
  • 7lunchboxes
    • Comments
    • ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!
  • Sam Bridges
    • Comments
    • Must simply happen