Television is in a sad state of decline. Psychiatric disorders are on the rise. World changing events are occurring in Iran.

Like many, I do not have enough time to closely follow all of these evolving situations, thus I request that you give the Iron Sheik his own reality show so that I may keep tabs on all three issues in one program. Additionally, the show would provide me and my friends the opportunity to laugh until we wet ourselves.

Please, powers that be at E!, give us the gift of giving the Iron Sheik his own reality show. My buddies and the makers of Depends will forever be indebted to you.