Halt the production of a "Karate Kid Remake"

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Dear Presidents of Columbia Pictures,

We the undersigned, demand you halt all production of your remake of "The Karate Kid".

It's bad enough we have been subjected to such "high quality" remakes such as, "Poseidon", "Godzilla", and "The Dukes of Hazard". We the undersigned, will not allow such an epic franchise to be dragged through the mud and raped like some drunken bar slut.

This remake madness must end. Too many classic movies have been tarnished by Hollywood's rejection of originality and quality, in favor of crap and money.

Please make the right choice and halt the potential rape of such a fantastic franchise (not counting "The Karate Kid part 3" and "The Next Karate Kid" of course).

31 Signatures

  • Bill Antonucci
    • Comments
    • Screw Remakes!!!!!!
  • Randy Beaudoin
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    • I'll do the faces of your mothers! And take back the "The Next Katate Kid" please!
  • Pat Suesberry
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    • STOP! Leave a classic alone! #2 was enough, no more!
  • Bill Kwiatkowski
  • Seth Neas
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    • You could never make it as good or better. There would be no point and ruining the whole plot with Will Smiths child and setting it in China would be terrible.
  • Jason Clemons
    • Comments
    • Why?
  • RAMON HUERTA
    • Comments
    • fail!
  • Randall
  • Matt
    • Comments
    • We've already lost Pat Morita, but don't take away his legacy that lives in us!
  • Angela Tyson
    • Comments
    • why ruin another movie from my childhood
  • Paul Krenek
  • melody
    • Comments
    • PLEASE DONT RUIN THIS AND MAKE A REMAKE!!!
  • JERRIS
  • David Davis
    • Comments
    • DONT DO IT
  • Patrick Sherman
    • Comments
    • В
  • Sean Monaghan
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    • Worst idea ever! There is only one Mr. Miyagi!
  • Dan Centner
  • Caitlin Monaghan
  • Aaron
    • Comments
    • Stop this!
  • Isaac Marshall
    • Comments
    • booooooooooo... sweep the leg!
  • Chad Martin
    • Comments
    • Don't be an idiot Columbia Pictures its as simple as that
  • Kyle Ricks
  • Thomas Monaghan
  • Erick Roman
    • Comments
    • this is an abomination that should be put to an immediate end.
  • Jack Allison
    • Comments
    • Please, this remaking good movies has to stop. If you insist on remaking movies, at least remake the bad ones, like Popeye or something
  • dan trebac
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    • do not remake these!
  • Corey Himes
  • David Lee
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    • The Karate Kid part 1 and 2 were my favorite movies of all time. Please to not destroy my childhood memories with this horrible remake. I will cry. seriously.
  • Billy Sherman
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    • RENAME IT.. just RENAME IT!!!
  • Rhett Peterson
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    • The remake is bad enough but the horror of the fact that Karate is in fact from Okinawa and NOT China. They fight completely different than the Chinese and it is horrible to see what they are doing to it.
  • Matthew
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    • dear god