Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps
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1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.
3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.
4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
John Harvey.
6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - john Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.
7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.
8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.
9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?
Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.
And we're serious.
Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.
1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.
3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.
4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
John Harvey.
6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - john Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.
7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.
8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.
9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?
Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.
And we're serious.
Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.
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- Michael Phelps is an American Hero, leave him alone!
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mike
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Danielle
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jim r
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- Droped using Kelloggs today.
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JM
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- hells yeah
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Michelle H
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Steffani C
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- The kid put everything on the line, delivered, and deserves to enjoy his life. Put away your whiskies and scotches, then tell me he can't smoke a join. Christ. Hypocrites. Stoners BANKROLL your company. But not anymore.
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greg c
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- get real kellogs
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Dan H
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- This is one fat former stoner that is switching to generic. And the fat former stoner crowd is NOT one you want to overlook. We have children now... who will likely also be stoners, and quite possibly fat.
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Doug W
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- (giving up all but cinnimon pop-tarts)
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Andy
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- Put down the cheez-its mid cracker
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jonathan M
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- kelloggs, you disapoint me.
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William G
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- В
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Gerard P
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- Boycott Kellogg's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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William O
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- reinstate Phelps endorsement
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Russ P
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Curt S
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- Freeeeedom!
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Stan J
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Karen K
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- Boycott Kellogg's THEY ARE WRONG
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Andrew
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- Yeah, like totally
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John P
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- Get real Kellogg! I don't think it's any of your business if Michael Phelps takes a little toke now and then. This next trip to the super market, Kellogg products will not be on my list.
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Eric O
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- Kellogg's is filled with idiots. If Phelps was using 'roids, I could understand. Weed? Hardly.
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Margaret S
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Aaron H
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- Are you people serious? Do you realize how many Kellog products I use? No More. Totally classless.
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Neagrigore
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Lee M
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- Eat a giant bag of yogurt enemas, Kellogg
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C. W
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- Although the petition is humorous, the attitude of Kellogg's is most dour (gonna miss those Pop-Tarts..sniff, sniff)..
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Bill Faulkner J
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- Kelloggs Don't be this Way!
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Jeremiah G
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- Get over it.
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Julia B
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- Its time for our culture to grow up! Taking a bong hit at a college is no more harmful than drinking a beer.
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Devon B
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- I'm boycotting Kellogg's and encourage everyone I know to do so as well. I'll also do research on which of Kellogg's competitors will get my business and encourage others to join me in supporting them.
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William M
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- I'm goin' with Post, or General Mills.
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achilles3
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- keep it real jerks
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Hara C
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- Grow Up
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