Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps
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1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.
3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.
4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
John Harvey.
6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - john Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.
7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.
8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.
9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?
Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.
And we're serious.
Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.
1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.
3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.
4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
John Harvey.
6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - john Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.
7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.
8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.
9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?
Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.
And we're serious.
Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.
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margaret l
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Aileen B
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Adam W
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Roy E P
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- Just sell your cornflakes. When you can win eight gold medals you can start judging those who do.
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Richard B
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- В
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Jim L
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- Still living in the Dark Ages?
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Noah
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- FURBLEBURB!!!!
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T.J. L
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Matt F
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Rich M
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kim m
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Pat
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M. P
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- As funny as this post is, this boycott is serious. Kellogg's is ridiculous. The last three Presidents have admitted to smoking pot.
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Chris M
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- This goes for All your subsidiaries too.
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Wayne C
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- A poitially incorrect non-pothead
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Norbert F
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- bad move
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Suzanne B
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Kimberly
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Mike P
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mary u
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Diana W
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Lisa Renee J
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- Despite the humorous wording of the petition, I am dead serious about this. I will never purchase another Kellogs product unless they reinstate their endorsement of Michael Phelps and issue a public apology to him for over-reacting to a non-issue.
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Kathleen O
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- join the real world, Kelloggs
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Dicken G M
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- Friggin hypocrites!
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Kathleen K
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Jim S
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- Kellogs is just WRONG...Im throwing out my cereal
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Susan H
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- Loyal PopTart enjoyer will never buy anything Kelloggs again
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Dominic P. L
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- God, you guys must be 60 years behind the times!
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Sylvia B
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Mark P
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- Despite your companys' opinion, I will continue to hold Mr.Phelps in the best regards, but no more Pop Tarts for me.
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claude s
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david
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Robert J
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- How's about walking into the 21st century with the rest of us??
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Ellen W
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- Does Kellogg's endorse the concept of privacy?
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Mary R
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Lydia B
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Craig C
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- Grow up Kellogg's!
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Justin C
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Jack M
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- I will never purchase another Kellogg's product for myself of my family
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Bob F
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Pat B
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- Really, Kellogg's??? Really?????
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Larry C
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John M P
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- Kelloggs was founded by a wierd doper. so what
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Lori W
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- Stop the ridiculous posturing, please.
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C. K
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Jamie H
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D.L. L
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- Better pot than a drugged out conservative talk show host
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wendy f
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Shannon
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- Bring Michael Phelps back!!!
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Dave R
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- A bong hit? Dude won 8 medals, stoned! WTF?
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