Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps
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1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.
3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.
4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
John Harvey.
6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - john Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.
7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.
8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.
9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?
Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.
And we're serious.
Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.
1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.
3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.
4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
John Harvey.
6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - john Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.
7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.
8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.
9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?
Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.
And we're serious.
Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.
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- Kellogg's - you've made a RIDICULOUS decision dropping Phelps.
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john b
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- Why?? Get a life! You make the issue bigger.
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Richard B
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- Did you practice HARD to get this stupid?
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John H
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- Legalize it!
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Jason K
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- Please reconsider
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Robert S
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- Kellogg's is off my shopping list from now on.
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Roger O
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- ppphhhth!
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Christopher K
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John M
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- I'll be making sure all of my friends sign this petition. Phelps is being punished because others did not respect his privacy. Lame.
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thomas h
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Catarina W
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- This is quite an antiquated, draconian mindset of the Kellogs Corporation. I certainly would hope that you could come to your senses and see that many Americans supported our new President after he admittedly smoked CRACK...Millions of voters turned out for him and supported him, but the Kellogg's Corporation will not endorse Michael Phelps? He is our hero! He is the absolute apex of champions and he has accomplished what no other human has done. Let me also remind you, that Micahel Phelps is a once in a lifetime athlete. Will you please, pull your heads out of the sand (putting it mildly) and furher reconsider your hasty actions.
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Ed
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- So, it would appear that one could smoke herb and then go on to win 8 gold medals....sounds like pot is not the problem, the laws are!
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Christopher
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Thomas G
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- show some backbone & don't roll over to the moral crusaders in this country.
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Joshua J H
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- I could not agree more.
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Henry C. Koch I
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Michael H
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Bradley W
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- Kellogg perpetuating the war on drugs. Shame.
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Brian D
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- BOYCOTT KELLOGG'S!!!!!!!!!
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curt y
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- when I get the munchies I will not be eating kelloggs products
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Todd S
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Tina P
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- shame shame
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Kelly H
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- My favorite childhood puppets were Snap, Crackle and Pop. Shame on you!
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Megan f
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- Soooooo disgusted by that Kellog guy. You should drop HIM instead.
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Sean B
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emily w
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- i'm never buying your cereal again
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Dion N
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Jonathan S
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Patrick T
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- Kellogg is a BAD company for doing this.
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James G
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Jennifer L. H
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Kalista C
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- Michael Phelps is a WINNER, like many other productive members of society who are persecuted for a lifestyle choice that is no more harmful than eating Kellogg's processed food products made with loads of sugar and synthetic chemicals. Kellogg's, YOU LOSE!!!
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Amy B
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- Seriously...
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Stephen S
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- Seriously you guys. It's not like it was a performance enhancing drug. Just weed. Which, while it may be illegal, anyone can tell you it's much safer than drinking or smoking cigarettes. It's just silly to denounce Mr. Phelps over a simple bong toke. Gimmie a flippin break!
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Rachmiel H
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- If anything, this man deserves even more praise for being able to get up the energy to win 8 gold medals. Marijuana should be legalized anyways.
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Huck B
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- I don't even smoke and I think Kellogg's has done the wrong thing
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Robert H
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- Pompous Ass Holes
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James L
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David O
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- You guys made a calculated decision that dropping Phelps will benefit you financially. I hope this backfires on you spectacularly, and that we soon are hearing about record losses for your company.
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John P
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Patricia I
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- Half my pantry was filled with Kellog's products, now the trash can is.
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Elizabeth S
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Michael G. L
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- I'm switching to generic knock-off cereals for the duration of Kellogg's War on Drug Users.
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Stewart S
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- Wake up and smell the Century
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Mark B
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Paul R
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- Kellogg's treatment of Michael Phelps is not consistent with my belief that zero tolerance is failed ideology that promotes mindless idiocy instead of encouraging reasonable, tollerant, rational behavior.
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Sondra
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Jessica F
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- I'm gunna switch to chips and salsa instead of sugery goodness for my snackie snacks!!!!!!!!
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- I don't even smoke weed and I support this 100\%. I'm sure if we found Usain Bolt's pictures or evidence, the standards would be different. The man won 8 gold medals and will probably win 8 more in 2012. He just likes a little PLANT from now and then. Tobacco and Alcohol will kill you, weed won't. Get out of the 1930s, Kellogg.
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Ben G
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