Valve recently announced that they are going to release "Left 4 Dead 2" one year after "Left 4 Dead". This announcement has caused many Valve fans to be angry and sexually confused as they see for the first time that Valve will not honour their sales pitch by bringing additional and NEW content to L4D.

I present to you, humble reader, that there is no point buying "Left 4 Dead 2" because in a years time Valve will announce "Left 4 Dead 3" which will have more content and fixes many of the balance issues and bugs present in both L4D and L4D2.