Not So Everything "Everything" Bagels

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This is the first step in our battle against the Not So everything "everything" bagel.

"Everything" bagels are lieing. They do not contain everything. Where are the raisins, pumpernickle/rye breads, the cinnamon? We are fighting for "everything " bagels to either change their name or include EVERYTHING in them. Everything is the exageration of the century. If they are going to call it everything, they should include fine print at the bottom of the menus, specifically stating the missing parts.

BAGELS DESERVE EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE LAW.
Its time to make a stand!

and remember... Before you nab a bagel. Thank NAAB

32 Signatures

Ryan Maloney
- Comments
- YA NAAB IS GREAT WOOT
- Reason for signing
- BAGELS ARE MISTREATED( SAVE THEM!!!
Holly Battaglia
- Comments
- we are to bagels what the lorax was to the truffula trees.
Chris
- Comments
- Dumbass cousin
- Reason for signing
- Dumbass cousin
Emma
- Comments
- umm totally loyal to this cause
- Reason for signing
- holllllydollly
Anna S
- Comments
- yay NAAB!!!!!!!!
hoang
- Comments
- bagels suck?
- Reason for signing
- cause they suck?
Chris Brinkman
- Reason for signing
- holly made me
David McMullen
- Comments
- THEY LIE!!!
- Reason for signing
- THEY LIEEEE!!!!
Tyler Luedes
- Comments
- you guys are gangsters
- Reason for signing
- aint nothing but a G thang
Emily L.
- Comments
- The person who named these was dummer than dead wood.
- Reason for signing
- The founders are the fricken coolest people EVER! (Plus, I truly believe in the equality of all bagels)
balls
- Comments
- bagles suck elephant dong
- Reason for signing
- see comments
testes
- Comments
- bagels are almost as homosexual as the persons comment below mine
- Reason for signing
- your mom made me
Joe
- Comments
- This petition is completely ridiculous. They are trying to imply that "everything" bagels need to have "everything" on them. This would mean they would have to have a standard. It is just not possible to have "everything" on a bagel. So, without a standard, this solution will not work.
- Reason for signing
- You lack intelligence.
Joe Again
- Comments
- Having a standard means some things will NOT be included. If this is so, the bagel will not have "everything" on it. These people wish to have footnotes on menus explaining that the bagels do not have everything on them and that they should include the "missing parts". This is possibly the worst solution i have ever heard of. Why is it that they have to state the MILLIONS of things that are not there, instead of 10 - 20 items that ARE. Most already do this. If you think you can make a bagel with "everything" on it, be my guest, I will gladly buy it from you for a million dollars.
- Reason for signing
- See Before
Joshua
- Comments
- Yes! We should call them bagel with (list of all the ingredients involved in an "everything bagel"), or... Just make some kind of acronym, you know, one of those things that takes the first letter of each word... It would be flipping sweet!!!
- Reason for signing
- Because
To Joe
- Comments
- Joe, your obviously a moron as this is a truly elaborate inside joke. And on a further note you must truly have no life if you feel the urge to attempt to shut others down and masquerade as a man or woman with a keen intellect. But clearly that is not the case...
- Reason for signing
- Because Joe pissed me off.
Thomas Pirovano
nicholas sorden
- Reason for signing
- Sick and tired of these supposed everything bagels giving the real thing a bad name.
Peter B Wolf
- Comments
- "Everything" is not a Bagel
- Reason for signing
- Maintain proper advertising & traditional manufacture
Luke Whiting
- Comments
- false advertising sucks.
- Reason for signing
- my girlfriend called me and we argued. i proved her wrong, everything bagels do not contain everything.
Angel
- Comments
- "Hey,nice site look this:
- Reason for signing
- None
Mikkie B
- Comments
- I just bought a bag of "Everything" bagels, although they are quite scrumptous, they did not include EVERYTHING as I had anticipated. At least some rasins, geesh.
- Reason for signing
- I bought a misleading bag of bagel on July 19, 2007.
Xerxes
- Comments
- I bought a bag of bagels! Everything bagels! They included almost everything, but they didn't include my blood...because I can't bleed....
- Reason for signing
- My Cock Itched
Steve Kremer
- Comments
- Where is the kitchen sink? If you throw in "everything," you must throw in the proverbial kitchen sink!
- Reason for signing
- Justice!
Ryan W
- Comments
- Yeah! Bagels should have everything! They don't have... cheese, or.. parcheesy... or... bagel... things...
- Reason for signing
- Then name, it lies!
Poul
David Raouf
Briony Edmunds
- Comments
- BAGEL PRIDE!!
- Reason for signing
- I didn't get poop on my bagel lol.
Nigga Jones