Say NO to Lindsay Lohan on Playboy!

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DO NOT PUT LINDSAY LOHAN ON PLAYBOY! This is an official petition to Playboy Magazine. Please do NOT put Lindsay Lohan on Playboy. No one wants to see her naked. She is horrible, plus she did that bad movie where she played herself and her twin. That in itself is just horrid. Not only is she next to skeletal, she is like the epiphany of a 0 on the left side of a double digit. I would allow HUSTLER to put her on, but even that would be too much. Next she'll start making more music. In fact, I rather hear her put out another song as bad as "Ultimate" than see her naked. In fact, Mr. Hefner we'll PAY you to NOT post Lindsay Lohan on your fine adult entertainment literature.

Sincerely,

The Universe & Beyond.

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    • I wish they would only pay her $2,000. I'm no longer a fan of playboy.