Pleiosaur classification

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Dear Science,
Pleiosaurs are not classified as dinosaurs, and that's absolutely ridiculous. This petition is intended towards you and your almighty powers of nomenclature to fix what is easily your most horrible and unforgivable mistake.

Science, give us back our badass swimming dinosaurs, come on, don't be a dick.

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Sam the man
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- They are badass
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I would be more handsome
mikeejimbo
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- They're SWIMMING DINOSAURS
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- My grade school education would not be a lie
Nick Q
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- Dinosaurs are awesome
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I would be complete
Patrick Solomon
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- They are badass swimming dinosaurs
Mike Landau
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- How they're like dinosaurs
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I wouldn't be staying up all night deciding if they were dinosaurs or not
Apatheria
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- Flippers? Long necks? SHARP TEETH? I rest my case.
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I'd sleep better at night.
Johnathon
zili
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- Fast swim
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- All the book I've wouldn't be absurd.
Emmanuel Psakis
Kristen Vincent
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I would just feel better, overall.
axarts
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- The saur part.
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I would have more hydronium ions to detect with my hydrogen ion channels. Because small voltage gradiants are the TRPV1 activators of life.
Christa Leary
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- They hold me as I cry
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I would finally have the courage to tell my friends how important they are to me, and I might take up skydiving.
Riley
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- Their flippers provide the waves I live in.
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- I'd be able to grow more facial hair. Also, could the author of this petition please correct the spelling of "Plesiosaur"? You forgot an s. If you want Science to take this seriously, it needs to be SPELLED seriously. Dawg.
Stepho
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- They keep me warm at night (I don't produce my own body heat)
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- First Pluto, now Pleasiosaurs? You break my heart, Science. You break my heart.
Viktor
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- don't know
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- don't know
Kelsey Q.
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- The awesome fact that they secretly live in all large lakes.
- If Pleiosaurs were dinos, how would it improve your life
- It would bring me great joy in an immeasurable way!
Zachary Murray
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- Its Magical glow
Daniel
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- do you even have to ask?
Myron Jones
Oliver
- Favoritie thing about Pleiosaurs
- They are delicious