Stop Dr. Uwe Boll

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We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his failures simply cannot be abided any longer.

Mr. Boll has repeatedly shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen and his ham-fisted approach to horror has soiled future possibilities for anyone else who may attempt to bring videogames to film.

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  • Robert Harvey
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    • stop butchering videogame franchises
  • Cancer_patient
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    • Germany gives birth to a new monster, Uwe Boll's films are so bad they make the Holocaust seem trivial by comparison, and has the potential to cause more harm. This man is a black hole on the world's economy and every person's career who works with him. There is a good chance that watching any of his films may render you sterile or give you cancer, the kicker being that the disease that you are 90% certain to get won't even have the decency to kill you before the end of the movie. I would be more than willing to sign his death warrant, but this will have to suffice for now.
  • Smallpox is better than Uwe Boll
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    • If I bought a DVD of a Uwe Boll film and opened the box to find that, instead of the expected plastic disc, I had unleashed an endless wave of flesh eating parasitic insects who dived straight for my face, it would be slightly better value for money than seeing Alone in the Dark or House of the Dead. If any of the actors of said films had a shred of decency they would have hired a hit on him.
  • Andy B
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    • Plz stop.
  • Joe Guadango
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    • Stop making movies and ruining the lives of innocent people.
  • Ortchel
  • Stuart Coulson
  • Bourbon Lord
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    • Every movie that Mr Boll makes lowers the IQ of the world by a disturbing amount. Yes, thats right, his movies SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT. Please make him stop...
  • Victim
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    • Uwe Boll made me sterile with his films
  • Ian Cheong
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    • Uwe Boll needs to stop making movies. period.
  • I HATE UWE BOLL
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    • Uwe Boll злейш.
  • traurig
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    • Uwe Boll iЯt Babys
  • Joe
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    • Uwe Boll needs to spend less time making films and more time growing hair.
  • toni
  • Luke Hayward
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    • you suck
  • Angry
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    • Uwe Boll must die
  • I_AM_SCARED
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    • HE MUST BE STOPPED! :(
  • Kyle Barkmeier
  • Josh
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    • Enough is enough, Mr. Boll!
  • David
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    • he needs to make better films, give me my money back from watching Alone In The Dark, and lay off the video games.
  • reiska
  • Connor
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    • Don't ruin anything alse.
  • Henke
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    • Uwe, cut it out plz.
  • WM
  • TF
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    • ):U!
  • James Thomas Griffith III
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    • Please, leave Far Cry alone, you've already butchered House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne's out soon.
  • Cinema Leper
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    • After watching House of the Dead, I felt like someone had kicked me in the balls. I later found out that this was because Uwe Boll's films give the viewer syphilis. This threat to mankind must be eliminated, and the sooner the better.
  • Spazmo
  • Sophie Carter
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    • I never thought it possible, but Boll is worse than Ed Wood. Scary.
  • dojoteef
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    • Stop him before he ruins every game every made!
  • Bill Young
  • Thomas Bееth
  • Nunya Biznass
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    • STOP UWE BOLL!
  • Marecki
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    • There is a saying that when the third person in a row tells you you're drunk, you really should go home by bus and get some rest. Applying it to this case, there is concrete evidence that Dr. Boll simply doesn't know how to properly make movies he makes.
  • Ian Pottmeyer
  • Vis Pater
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    • Stop raping game franchises with your pathetic filth.
  • sam smith
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    • kill him
  • Paul Friday
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    • DAMMIT UWE, LISTEN AND STOP NOW!
  • W. Sumner
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    • House of the Dead was horrible, in fact, every movie Mr. Boll has made has "sucked a fat one".
  • Mike
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    • Your movies are terrible.....do yourself a favour and save what respect(if any) that you have for your craft. You films are not good....just admit it..
  • Janice
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    • He's worse than Ed Wood.
  • Travis Drew
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    • Oh please, make it stop...
  • Mariel Pereyda
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    • About time.
  • Josh McArdle
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    • When you can't even make a video game plot move along in a hour and a half...
  • Esk
  • TJK
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    • Stop. Please.
  • Marcin Robakowski
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    • RIP
  • PC_Arcade
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    • After the hideous House of the dead, I'm suprised he's been allowed near a film set!
  • SpudTheDestroyer
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    • I'm willing to invest $2 to send you to a university or an arts college... I know you can't buy talent, but hopefully that will buy us time...
  • tweye
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    • who let the Boll out? who! who! who! who!