Stop Dr. Uwe Boll

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We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his failures simply cannot be abided any longer.

Mr. Boll has repeatedly shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen and his ham-fisted approach to horror has soiled future possibilities for anyone else who may attempt to bring videogames to film.

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  • Adam
  • Jonah K
  • glenn w
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    • whatever it takes to drive Uwe "To-Hire-Me-You-Have-To-Be-Smoking-A" Boll out of the filmmaking business, sign me up!
  • Alex S
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    • STOP UWE BOLL!!!
  • Josh
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    • This man is a menace.
  • Kyle O
  • Steve N
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    • Evil Director, must be stopped
  • director
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    • WORST DIRECTOR IN HISTORY
  • Lev
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    • You made me cry
  • John N
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    • Without a doubt the worst director out there. Why anyone would give him money is beyond me.
  • Linda
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    • You are a worthless soulless hack
  • Jason E
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    • This man defiles anything he touches
  • Robert
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    • Please keep making movies, Dr. Boll. But make sure you release them to schools around the world as an example on how *not* to make movie. But don't keep butching our beloved video games, that's just going too far.
  • Carl O
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    • Is this man really Dr? OMG! just imagine him like your doctor and u will see a real scary movie!
  • euromotors
  • Travis H
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    • Stop making movies, please.
  • Erik F
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    • "House of the Dead" and "Alone in the Dark" were possibly the most hiddeous and poorly done horror movies since Halloween 3. Please Stop! Bloodrayne is a favorite of mine, please don't massacare it! Let another person direct it. Your track record does all the talking. You are not fit to direct these types of movies. Don't drag Bloodrayne down with your career.
  • Dax A
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    • BWHAHAHAHA I dont know who this guy is but I'm signing the petition!
  • RenŠ¹ J
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    • I have never seen any of his movies, but I trust you guys...
  • Edward D. Wood j
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    • Say, I think this guy has talent. Reminds me of my own pictures!
  • Toby F
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    • Uwe Boll is WORSE than ED WOOD. Atleast you can laugh at Ed Wood's cheesey movies. Uwe's films however are so stupid you begin rolling your eyes every five seconds.
  • Christoph H
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    • Yeah, PLEASE for gods sake stop it !
  • Robert L
  • Markus K
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    • uwe boll suckz
  • Maurice T
  • David C
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    • [email protected]
  • Eric K
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    • Please stop
  • Uwe B
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    • Gutten tag, I wanted to update all my fans with a list of my future projects: I am going to make the best Far Cry movie ever. Then I will make an adaptation of The Sims 2 for the big screen which will win two Oscars. I will top it off by directing a movie version of this game I really liked called Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine, schedualed for around 2012. Much love to my adoring fans!
  • Stop him before it's too l
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    • Breaking news: LucasArts Games sells Monkey Island movie license to Uwe Boll. God quits... Uwe Boll wins Oscar for Best Director for his work on Monkey Island: The Musical.
  • Matthew M
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    • You ruin everything you touch. When you die, we will rule.
  • Fred C
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    • Kill Boll.
  • Brian
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    • Mr. Boll, you suck. thanks
  • Benjamin G
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    • Dude...stop. Just stop.
  • brad m
  • Derek H
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    • we think you should stop making movies because of the fact that you are completly incapible of constructing anything the least bit entertaining. im not just saying you should stop making movies based on videogames, you should stop making movies all together. dont you realize we're all laughing at you?
  • Marcus J
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    • Please don't let this no talent hack ruin another video-game franchise!!!
  • Steven C
  • Garrett
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    • Please, for the advancment of the human race, stop making movies!
  • penis
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    • uwe boll should quit
  • Ray
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    • You think the production companies wouldn't give this guy any money to make thiese peice of crap films by now
  • Sacha K
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    • Leave the Hitman movie to guys who know what they do!
  • uwe boll u
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    • you must be insane or something like that. You belive you have talent, but not, you are the worst director over the world
  • The Infamous P
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    • Mr. Boll, I need to know which retarded Hollywood monkey is giving you money to make movies, 'cause I wanna get my hands on some.
  • J. S
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    • Dr. better mean director, and not doctor, or else, you really are a harbinger of apocalyptic doom (by the way, keep your filthy hands off of the video game Doom.)
  • Futschigama
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    • omg. please, stop it....
  • Huns
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    • he should go to hell with his sin.
  • Mike C
  • vanush
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    • UWE BOLL SUCKS AND IS GONNA RUIN KRISTANNA LOKENS CAREER!!!!!!!!
  • Christopher
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    • Just stop, stop now and forever.
  • Mister D
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    • Hitman Movie and Uwe Boll.... no!