Stop Dr. Uwe Boll

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We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his failures simply cannot be abided any longer.

Mr. Boll has repeatedly shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen and his ham-fisted approach to horror has soiled future possibilities for anyone else who may attempt to bring videogames to film.

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  • mark
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    • boll you moron!!! why the HELL do u keep messing with all the games?? stop it you hack!!!
  • james
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    • toiletboll needs to burn in hell for what he's done!!!!!
  • Nick O
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    • Having never seen any of his movies, nor played any of the games, it may be unfair for me to sign a petition against him. But the fact remains that they are low quality films which could have been much better had a competent director been behind the camera. And frankly, I'll do anything I can to stop crappy filmmaking.
  • Louise S
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    • This man is the reanimator of the movie world. His creations are unnatural and evil and must be destroyed.
  • Michael L
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    • OMFG STOP MAKING FILMS! What happens with Dungeon Siege will determine whether or not you live to draw your first pension cheque.
  • Fellate a S
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    • After the House of the Dead, Uwe should have never been allowed to work in Hollywood again, unless it was as a janitor. After Alone in the Dark, he should be deported back to Germany, and forced to do German scat films for the rest of his career.
  • Alexander I
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    • Don't give up your day job....
  • Robert W. P
  • Tim F
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    • I couldn't agree more...
  • Romain D
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    • Boll MUST stop directing video game adaptions. Please. Stop the massacre.
  • Oprah W
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    • I and Steadman agree: We hate Uwe Boll.
  • blake t
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    • god, it's getting worse. Please stop now, for the children.
  • Matt W
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    • Please stop. You're only getting worse.
  • Brad S
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    • Everytime he picks up a license I fear that the end is near. Please stop him.
  • Dwayne P
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    • Please-- PLEASE stop him from making movies!
  • Rob V
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    • Dr. Boll, I just don't see video game movies as a fit for you. Have you considered a career in Ashlee Simpson biographies?
  • Aubrey H
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    • UWE BOLL SUCKS!
  • Michelle
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    • Please stop. Please.
  • Knockout J
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    • Hell, I'm not even a fan of the video games he's turned into movies. But this still has to stop. NOW.
  • Sir Reginald J. C. D
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    • There is better film on my rectum orifice that anything Uwe "Toilet" Boll has ever commited to celluloid. Oh, and Paul W.S. Anderson and the Star Wars prequels are feces too.
  • Fabian J L
  • Michael S
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    • The pain! The pain! Stop please!
  • glenn
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    • Uwe, pack it up.
  • Kane K
  • R.L. S
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    • You make Paul W.S. Anderson look like an auteur. Please, oh please, stop! I beg of you!
  • Patrick
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    • For the love of my children, please die!
  • Sandip P
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    • Uwe Boll has no directing ability!
  • Blake
  • Jeremy M
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    • Boll, seriously sucks. If you're going to make a movie based on a game, try to stay as close to the storyline of the game as you can.
  • Casey
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    • Uwe Boll can eat a bowl of...
  • John
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    • Stop making good videogames into worthless movies.
  • John
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    • Are you down with the Boll... getting his face beat in?! I sure am! STOP MAKING FILM AND MAKE THE WORLD HAPPY!! Go into a cave and never come out.
  • Swartz
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    • PLEASE stop making movies, and don't you dare touch Hitman.
  • Mark J
  • James
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    • Hollywood U MUST STOP THIS CRAZY CRAPPY DIRECTOR QUICK!
  • cody
  • Paul F
  • Sarah A
  • Ken R
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    • PLEASE STOP NOW YOU HACK!!!!!
  • Burns
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    • In the name of the high GOD Why the hell this man still making that abominations??!!! STOP THAT FILM TERRORIST NOW! CALL THE ARMY, THE NAVY, WHATEVER, STOP HIM!
  • Cage
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    • I think Uwe works for Al Qaeda he is a mind terrorist and he wants to destroy movie industry!
  • Amazing
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    • I thought I could never say this but when I see Bolls movies I like Van Helsing! I am getting mad. Boll must be stop for our mind health. Please stop this carnage!!!
  • cj
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    • stop the insanity
  • jason
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    • You better quit now Boll before you get assassinated by a really upset gamer whos favorite game you destroyed.
  • Matt W
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    • I'm begging you! Stop the madness! You weren't meant to direct!
  • Scott W. D
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    • I've seen two of Boll's films for my website, Horror Express (www.horrorexpress.com). Please don't make me see a third.
  • Daniel W
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    • Why? Why? Why are you director Uwe? WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • James S
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    • House of the Dead? come on, more like movietheater full of dead, people who died watching that crap that is.
  • Bran
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    • Please stop making movies
  • Haywood
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    • Uwe Boll's movies are like christmas morning, but when you run down to the tree you find that someones stolen all your presents, raped your dog, and defecated all over your mom's corpse. It's just not right.