A Sincere and Urgent Call to Re-Carve the Faces on the Mount Rushmore National Mounument

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Greetings:

We, the right-thinking people of the United States, do hereby submit this petition to the Congress of the United States and the Interior Department of the United States. Our purpose is to recarve the four faces on Mount Rushmore.

Our Rationale:

The current four faces; George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Theodore Roosevelt, are unacceptable in today's political climate. George Washington was a bleeding-heart liberal who freed his slaves when he died. Thomas Jefferson as a "democrat," for crying out loud! Abraham Lincoln, although a Republican, mistakenly fought on the wrong side in the Civil War. Plus, he was another bleeding-heart liberal who freed the slaves of the South. Finally, Theodore Roosevelt was a tree-hugging liberal who thought the National Parks should be "conserved" rather than developed for profit. The near treasonous actions of these men are reason enough to chisel their faces off Mount Rushmore.

Our Solution:

Mount Rushmore is an important National Monument. Therefore, in place of the former, discredited faces, we the right-thing people of the United States propose the following four faces be added.

1. Richard M. Nixon. A true American hero who faced down the Chinese and brought honor and dignity to the White House.

2. Ronald W. Reagan. A genuine intellectual thinker, President Reagan brought us victory in the Cold War.

3. George H. W. Bush. The father of modern political intrigue. Plus, it was the seed of his loins that produced the greatest president of them all.

4. George W. Bush. The Lord and Savior of the United States of America.

Conclusion:

We ask that there be no delay in this. A bill authorizing the recarving of Mount Rushmore with the faces of Nixon, Reagan, Bush, & Bush should be attached to the bill authorizing the lifetime presidency of George W. Bush. We, the right-thinking people of America want this, and we want it now!

187 Signatures

  • Randy Johnson
    • Comments
    • It's time to do this!
    • Location
    • United States of America
  • John Doe
    • Comments
    • lol
  • Jim Corrigan
    • Comments
    • Are you serious?
    • Location
    • CA
  • Bob Stuart
    • Comments
    • Don't forget to include Andy Jackson. After all Reagan, Nixon and the Bush boys (who's great/grandfather was cited by Congress for aiding the Nazis) would be lonely without the president who forced native indians on their Trail of Tears. What were those indians thinking - that they owned this country we stole from them?
  • Jiang Zemin
    • Comments
    • Sounds good to me. Let us hold high the great red banner of Marxism, Leninism, the invincible Mao Zedong Thought, and the ingenious Deng Xiaoping Theory! Long live the great wisdom and benevolent leadership of Comrade Jiang Zemin!
    • Location
    • PR Board
  • Josh West
    • Comments
    • I Hearby Support
  • Radical Edward
    • Comments
    • Yay! George Bush makes me poop!
    • Location
    • Temporalities bore me
  • Jared Webb
    • Comments
    • right on!
  • Catty Wampus
    • Comments
    • Tomatoes are evil. I like to burn things.
    • Location
    • Sunnyvale Sanitarium
  • Lars Nielsen
    • Comments
    • Just do it
    • Comments
    • I sincerely hope that this is a joke...
  • Patriotic Dissenter
    • Comments
    • It is time we turned the care of our country and our civil rights over to the rich and powerful. It is they, and not us, who know best how to utilize our pitiful abilities to maximize their profits.
    • Location
    • NewNaziLand, USA
    • Comments
    • I really, truly despair for America if this is not a joke
    • Location
    • UK
  • Righteous T. Hornbubble
    • Comments
    • I pray to Dubya every night, even more than Ann Coulter
    • Location
    • Californicate, U.S.
  • Vit T. Role
    • Comments
    • God bless the right! God hates liberals. That whole "liberty" thing flies right in the face of good old fashioned oligarchical values. I mean, family values. Damn, I did it again. Anyway, god hates liberals. God hates so-called liberty. God loves the freedom that comes from obeying HIS will. And Bush's will. Which is HIS will too. Anyone who disagrees with me must be a communist. I'll set TAPS on you, hooligans!
    • Location
    • Free Texas, Rep. of Texas.
  • Karl G
    • Comments
    • Excellent Idea
  • Robert Miller
    • Comments
    • Not bad.
  • Floyd Blue
    • Comments
    • Also add the "Mad Hatter"
    • Location
    • Orlando Florida
  • Inbred Trailer Trash
    • Comments
    • Der...I loves me George Bush almost as much as I love my brother, er husband. I can't believe anyone with one iota of intelligence or human compassion would believe this. Republicans have destroyed this country!!! And what happens when Republicans destroy this country. We get the "bleeding heart" liberals to come clean up their mess (HELLO, the Great Depression!). All of you who believe this idiocy should be dis-enfranchised. (No, for all of you morons, that does not mean we should take away your local McDonalds.)
  • Bill Clinton
    • Comments
    • HMMM.....Seems like a plan to me.
    • Location
    • Hillary's ass (lol Not really she is just my wife)
  • Sick in New York
    • Comments
    • You are ridiculous, you know. You realize that no one will actually consider such a proposal? You must be some kind of wonderful person to be proslavery... Something tells me that you aren't friendly to Asians, Hispanics, or homosexuals either. you are stupid, and you suck.
  • Phill Hodges
    • Comments
    • W i n 2004!!!
    • Location
    • New Jersey
  • uk slapheads
    • Comments
    • please do it so i can climb dubya's head and sh1t on it
    • Location
    • yorkshire
  • David Davis
    • Comments
    • Don't forget that Dubya saved us all from those evil terrorists.
  • Nancy Reagan
    • Comments
    • Ronnie is eating his own dung. Can I be on TV now? One term Bush. Again. One term Bush. Again. One term Bush. Again.
    • Location
    • Ronnies Playhouse.
  • John Ashcroft
    • Comments
    • I'm watching all of you
  • ___________
    • Comments
    • What really scares me are the people who think this IS serious...and AGREE with it. Are you insane?
    • Location
    • California
  • Morrison Craigslist
    • Comments
    • Are they going to have the faces of CHRT, Terla, and TrinityeatsSpam carved on there? I'd vote for that. They should carve the whole mountain, but only if they can include all 27 presidents we've had.
    • Location
    • Not near poor people
  • Dick Brainy
    • Comments
    • Why not put W's ass up there - that's what he shows the most of. (or your lips Randy, no one can really separate the two)
    • Location
    • Camp David
  • John Coleman
    • Comments
    • Does Halliburton get the contract?
  • Ummmm
    • Comments
    • You are really serious, aren't you? Wow...and I was OPTIMISTIC about America's future???
  • Ann Coulter
    • Comments
    • OMG TEH BUSH IS TEH ROXXOR OMG SIGN THX GG
  • PUSHBUSHOUT
    • Comments
    • I believe #53 said it best...and #38 of course.
  • NOAH COUNT
    • Comments
    • whut air yoo, randy johnson, sum kinda hOmOsekshul er sumthin?
    • Location
    • RHEA COUNTY, TN
  • Dick
    • Comments
    • This is a joke made up by some liberal right? I would hope no Republican could be this stupid. Only a lib would say something like this.
    • Location
    • America
  • bill
    • Comments
    • Tell me this was a joke. Im a Confederate to the core, but im American first, its people like yall who give a bad image to the south, grow the hell up.
    • Location
    • Georgia
  • Daniel Williams
    • Comments
    • Great Idea
    • Location
    • Ohio
  • Rush Limbaugh's dope dealer
    • Comments
    • Rush Limbaugh's conservative doners done been keepin' me knee-deep in Ho's! You know what I'm sayin'?
    • Location
    • Florida
  • Keith
    • Comments
    • Love it!....Awesome idea!. .Nice to see someone that has the cahones to speak the truth!!
    • Location
    • Bush for re-election!!..Kerry is a POS
  • Basit Kareem Iqbal
    • Comments
    • God save America from pinko commie islamofascist treehugging bleeding heart brain damaged reactionary revolutionary left wing activist pot smoking heathen marxist radical liberal lunatic traitor flag burning antiestablishment whining villainous double talking untermensch illegal immigrant flysucker backstabber muslim towelhead hippies.
  • Fro-Less Bob Jr.
    • Comments
    • Damn Liberals!
    • Location
    • Canadia
  • Kevin Nevers PhD
    • Comments
    • We spoke of many things that hot afternoon in the artists studio above the newsroom: my beat apparent-Porter and Burns Harbor; the themes of the region-steel and NIPSCO and the Dunes; our mutual interest in military history-his especially for the American Civil War and mine for WWII; and my qualifications for the job-none, actually. I remember very clearly the latters utter lack of enthusiasm for the candidate sitting before him, and my surprise at his disinclination to hide it. Chief expressed grave doubts about my aptitude and wondered how in the world a failed academic who had puttered for four years on an unreadable dissertation could possibly adjust to the rigors of writing on deadline. In the end however-for reasons known only to him-he shrugged his shoulders and gave me the nod anyway. Kevin Nevers was now employed by the Chesterton Tribune with a town population of 8,000 as a Cub Reporter. "Kicking butt is mandatory, taking names is optional." kmnevers@earthlink.net
    • Location
    • Chesterton IN 46304
  • You must care about your future and for that reason you must do something about this evil. See http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html and take the time to read all comments. Your future depends on it. It is all related. 10, 000 people have
    • Comments
    • You must care about your future and for that reason you must do something about this evil. See http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html and take the time to read all comments. Your future depends on it. It is all related. 10, 000 people have signed this petition; these individuals believe that a fascist organization is responsible for 9/11.
  • Trevor Sjoberg
    • Comments
    • It's about time!
    • Location
    • В
  • YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!
    • Comments
    • THIS IS A JOKE!!
    • Location
    • REALITY!
  • Jan A. Garber
    • Comments
    • Please add face
    • Location
    • Fayetteville , GA
  • Micheal T. Blethen
    • Comments
    • This is a must for one of the nations greatest hero's.
    • Location
    • Polk County, FL
  • Timothy J Cahalan
    • Comments
    • At least take Lincoln (Murder or 10's of thousand US Citizens!) Off & Put on Regan!!!
    • Location
    • Sheldon, MO 64784
  • Chuck Heston
    • Comments
    • Get your faces off that mountain, you damn dirty liberals!!!
    • Location
    • NRA HQ
  • Rush OxyContin
    • Comments
    • Friends...this is a fantastic idea. You have chosen four great Americans. The socialists that are on Mt. Rushmore are a disgrace. The privilege of destroying a national park and defacing a mountain belongs solely to the right. The mere thought of blasting through rock and spotted owls brings joy to my heart. While we are there, we should make sure we put an oil well that oozes black crude over the hair of President Reagan just like the grecian formula did for so many years. Anybody know a good doctor? I need a prescription.
    • Location
    • Far Far Right