The Sears Tower name should be changed to "The Tower Schlongzilla"

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In the light of possibly changing the name of the Sears Tower to "Willis Tower", I decided to take to the virtual streets and help everyone have a voice.
heres the deal:
Skyscrapers are like the penises of buildings and Mayor Daley' name is Dick, so I went with the dick theme for the new name.
The word "Schlong" is pretty fucking funny and has seemed to lose popularity as of lately; as far as its use for penis description.

I propose we name the Tower "The Tower Schlongzilla".....

If this city wants to be remembered as being really badass motherfuckers then lets be proactive and stick our "Schlongzilla" right in the forefront and up the anuses of chicagoans everywhere.

Thanks,

Zach

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  • zach medearis
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    • badass
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    • 60647
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    • Shanti
    • do you like dicks
    • sometimes
  • Daniel Hellebuyck
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    • Can't get enough
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    • 60612
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  • Lee Klawans
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    • Shlongzilla !!!
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    • 60618
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    • I like slots
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    • only my own
  • Erica MEdearis
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  • Wilma Fingerdo
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    • This is really a great cause
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    • 60657
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    • both
    • do you like dicks
    • yours and mine
  • Reyna
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    • the detachable kind that are easily sterilized with hot water and soap.
  • Keelan McMorrow
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    • It's about time that someone did this.
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    • 60608
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    • Virile Male Beast
    • do you like dicks
    • Only that one time.
  • Justin Medearis
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    • Schlong in the sun
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    • 91423
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    • Straight
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    • Only in the Chicago Skyline
  • Johnny Largepenisandnutsandblowsahugeload
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    • I really do blow a huge load
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    • 60614
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    • the drunkest one at the end of the night
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    • only my own huge rod
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    • 61107
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    • absolutely
  • Katrina Aurrichio
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    • I like it!
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    • not of the Daley persuasion...
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    • Pretty much!
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  • Dick Dixon
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    • right on bro dog! Randy Jackson out!
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    • straight
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    • I love mine.