STOP AUDIO ABUSE-TORTURE IN SATELLITE RADIO
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Petition - STOP AUDIO ABUSE-TORTURE IN SATELLITE RADIO (dated August 7th, 2008)
We the undersigned, with respect for human rights and good radio, call upon radio talk show hosts Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley to take immediate action and end the audio torture of its listeners, with all humility and respect. As loyal, loving and long-time listeners, we the undersigned cannot stand idly by while the aforementioned hosts continue the practice of allowing amateurs more air-time than physically tolerable. It is with this in mind that we, the undersigned, commit the following requests to record:
1. That the individual known as Crazed be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio, or, if possible, the city limits of New York. It is the general consensus of the undersigned and the medical community that the voice of this individual is detrimental to all mankind, a species this individual is not a member of.
2. That the individual known as FredfromBrooklyn be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio unless he stops at every raped and battered woman shelter from the borough to the city and apologize for taking out his inadequacies on the female gender only to find the studio doors locked and a sign posted on the door that reads, You're not funny or entertaining. Go home, cunt.
3. That the individual known as MafiaLifeChris be forbidden to utter the words mafia or life unless it is done so with a cock in his mouth.
4. That the individual known as Franklyn of Cypher films be restricted to one in-studio appearance a decade.
5. That the hosts of the Ron & Fez show apologize publicly for the cruel and unusual punishment of having to listen to the aforementioned individuals.
We the undersigned, with respect for human rights and good radio, call upon radio talk show hosts Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley to take immediate action and end the audio torture of its listeners, with all humility and respect. As loyal, loving and long-time listeners, we the undersigned cannot stand idly by while the aforementioned hosts continue the practice of allowing amateurs more air-time than physically tolerable. It is with this in mind that we, the undersigned, commit the following requests to record:
1. That the individual known as Crazed be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio, or, if possible, the city limits of New York. It is the general consensus of the undersigned and the medical community that the voice of this individual is detrimental to all mankind, a species this individual is not a member of.
2. That the individual known as FredfromBrooklyn be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio unless he stops at every raped and battered woman shelter from the borough to the city and apologize for taking out his inadequacies on the female gender only to find the studio doors locked and a sign posted on the door that reads, You're not funny or entertaining. Go home, cunt.
3. That the individual known as MafiaLifeChris be forbidden to utter the words mafia or life unless it is done so with a cock in his mouth.
4. That the individual known as Franklyn of Cypher films be restricted to one in-studio appearance a decade.
5. That the hosts of the Ron & Fez show apologize publicly for the cruel and unusual punishment of having to listen to the aforementioned individuals.
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FoundryMusicJeff
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- FIGHT THE POWER, FIGHT FIGHT THE POWER.
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carmen luse
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MafiaLife Chris
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- I'll give you a Mafia Life T shirt if you could please ban me!
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Ryan Pirolli
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Chris Leben
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- Bash their faces in
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Josh
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- Revolution of 202 Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Smiles
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- huh? This Petition is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Bill
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- No more coat tails kthx
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Jeremy
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- I think this is a good petition. We've got good points. We've got good people.
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Jeremy
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- MafiaLifeChris is a panty dropper
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Bleeding Ear
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- Meh
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Guy in the background with the skewed hat
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- ...
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KHB
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- Stop the Ear Cancer
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Sandy Cheeks
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- I like frankie
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Eddie David
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- end the charade
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Mario evilmoney
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- all but Franklyn.. I loves me Franklyn!
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TheManWithThePlan
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- You see the thing about women, women are panty droppers. 202 is a quality station. See the corelation?
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Smiles
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- Tell us about how you get the women
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GonzoStyle
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- signing something hasn't felt so right since 1776
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bill
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VaMessenger
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- Crazed Hater #1
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Peter
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Missys Aborted Fetus
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- pig!
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whatsgoooood
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- badummmmmm, you know what i mean?
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Lil
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- I love franklyn, he doesn't bother me, but for the rest? ughhhh
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Fredericka Bimmel
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- Im a great big fat person!
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kikitayada
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- eggroll?
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mike
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- RF is way better without the boring MLC, FFB and HTG
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Ramone DeFrunkis
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- STEVE PORED A MORTINI ON THE MIXIN' BORD.
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Andrea
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- Why the Franklyn hate Jeff? I like him on the air. Get rid of FFB though!
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Dennis
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- Please stop the hurt...
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Snoogans Conscience
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- Snoogans can think rationally at times
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Chris Greene
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- Agree whole heartedly
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Iris from Bayridge
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- fućk Franklyn and Chris in the mouth
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Iris
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- Fred From Brooklyn BLOWS
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Chaos
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Hosp
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- How come no one ever starts a petition about me?
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Rob Marco
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PeterDragon
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- I'd like to include not hearing Frenchy on air.
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Ashley
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Charlie
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Frank Costa
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- Ron and Fez noon to three
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Gay Sean Connery
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- Yessssssssshhhhhh! Jizzzzzzzz!
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Triple Skeet
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- Im signing this so Jeff will leave me alone. Oh and because Fred from Rockaway is awful.
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Giuseppe Franco
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- Who has time for that nonsense?
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Obama
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- REVOLUTION MAN!
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MarkyMarkyMarky
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lamby from ftbfba
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subgunner
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- esd rules
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The Gay Police
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- This is now officially the gayest use of internet bandwidth since meatspin. Nothing on the internet has ever been this pathetic or gay.
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