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The Sun. It gives us life and a healthy atmosphere.

But what about the things that teachers DON'T tell you? Did you know the Sun gives off harmful UV rays, or ultra-violet radiation, which, if exposed to over long periods of time (15 minutes or more) will give you cancer? Did you also know that you cannot lay your eyes upon the sun, as if it were some godly figure with an uptight ego? If you stare at it too long, it burns your cornea out to the point of blindess, only after long periods of time (15 minutes or more).

The Sun also heats the roads that we drive upon which causes something called the "greenhouse affect" which heats up our planet even further due to clouds. This can kill you after a certain period of time (15 minutes or more) due to carbon monoxide poisoning and over-heating of your body (150 degrees or more).

The Sun may be a giver, but that's just a facade to hide its true, dark, cold-hearted figure. The figure of a murderer.

47 Signatures

Blake Hebb
- Comments
- The sun turned my pale white skin this wierd tan color..... MAKE IT STOP! oh, and go to www.nukelandcinema.com
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- More than I should... DONT LOOK AT ME! IM A MONSTER!
Xenocide
- Comments
- THAT SUN CAUSED ME CANCER!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 45
Kyn Ace
- Comments
- You suck
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- The light, it burns!!!
Billy Longdong
- Comments
- The sun sucks!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- Never
Sevrin
- Comments
- The Sun sucks, make it stop! Oh, and check out www.gamer-network.co.uk
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- In the UK? Erm, never.
Who cares? XP
- Comments
- meh.. ));
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- a lot o.o;
Jonah Newborg
- Comments
- KILL THE SUN! END THE BLOODBATH!!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 3-4 times sadly
Howard
- Comments
- Agreed
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- Zero
Howard Anus
- Comments
- Howard Sucks
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- Anus
Howard is gay
- Comments
- Howard sucks large pe pe
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- .. 900-1000 times a day
Mark Abbott
- Comments
- I don't get out much so I don't really know why I want it banned
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- Sun?
Icarus
- Comments
- I hate it for what it did to me. I am still recovering from the burns, that was over 2000 years ago. I hate the sun.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- in my primetime, a lot but now, i am photosensitive
Jack Palmer
- Comments
- Bathing in the sun has made me ugly and fat. impotent too. ask my 'girl'friend
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- all the time.
Clyde McAvity
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- none, i prefer artifical light
adam leigh
- Comments
- i hide from the light, playing virtual tennis. the sun has already been banned from my life.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 0.1
David Cameron
- Comments
- Vote Cameron all of you Tory idiots, oh where's that spliff?
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- as much as possible
Micheal Howard
- Comments
- The sun is my only friend, but being a vampire it kills me if I see it. Just like tessa jowel.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- n/a
Russell Crowe
- Comments
- В
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 2
Abraham Lincoln
- Comments
- Abraham Lincoln approves this petition; shouldn't you?
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- I don't at all anymore! I just stay under my top hat!
Thomas Pirovano
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 10 hours
Stephen Sentoff
- Comments
- Down with the Sun!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 4
Bob Johnson
- Comments
- LOLOLOLOL I HATE TEH SUN
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 100
sami
- Comments
- i neely got skin cancer cos o the sun. i got massive blisters n all
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- wen im out
alkgj
- Comments
- totaly
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- .2
3============D
- Comments
- the sun sucks, we do not need it
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- -5654654
Jayne Winterkorn
- Comments
- Yucky Sun!!!!!!!!!!!!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- NONE!!!!!!!!!
EvilHom3r
- Comments
- THE SUN SUCKS!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- too meany
LULZ IS THIS A JOKE o_O
- Comments
- Well, if there is no sun, every minute will be darkness, you can't see, the sun also shoots UV rays, which provide minerals to some animals. And they need it. LULZ nice joke btw
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 413473289573489p758034
Samuel Young
- Comments
- A truely heroic campaign. You deserve a knighthood for your work to make us aware of this evil.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- Only during daylight hours
jason
- Comments
- yeah i hate the sun, i stay inside all the time, ban the sun!!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 0 times
Beverley
- Comments
- The sun IS NOT my friend
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- i can't use the sun, i have a light sensitivity which means that when exposed to the suns UV rays, i break out in a rash on my face.
Kristen
- Comments
- *shakes fist in suns general direction*
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- As little as possible!
Chris
- Comments
- why not. mr burns blocked out the sun on the simpsons.. it didn't seem too bad. of course they could always make some sort of UV-proof bubble we can stay inside.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- as little as possible. i stay inside and board up my windows.
Kayde
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 20
Count Dracula
- Comments
- Yes Yes who needs the sun
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- Who needs to count when you are the count
chris north
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- to many
Dracula
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- None, you fool!
Antony O'Neal
- Comments
- End the tyranny of the sun immediately!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 32
J (Tittles) Loonworthy
- Comments
- I think all right-thinking people...are wrong.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- I don't but my wife does, and you should see her.
Phillip
- Comments
- The sun has given man cancer for to long. Also the sun causes heatstroke.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- To much
Matthew
- Comments
- BAN IT
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 15 hours
Ryan Tanzer
- Comments
- I never knew how malevolent the son was.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- once if that.
Ryan Farrell
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- I've never read the sun and never intend to.
Chelsea Fowler
- Comments
- This is HILARIOUS.
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- Unless you count constantly: NEVER.
SW
- Comments
- At last, a campaign for real justice!
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- 1 - 3
asd
- Comments
- azx
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- AX
Harpo the hippo
- Comments
- The sun is scary
- How many times a day do you use the Sun?
- from sun up to sun down