Let me see your breasts, Ms. Alba

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I hereby request that you allow me to see your breasts.

I'm not trying to trick you. No camera's, no book deal describing your breasts, no website devoted to your breasts. I am merely a great admirer of yours, and would very much like a visual aid. This isn't really a sexual thing, I have a great deal of respect for you (despite "Honey") and quite simply, would like to see them.

This could very well be the greatest moment of my entire life, please don't deprive me of that.

Please Jessica, 5 seconds is all I ask. I'll buy my own plane tickets, find my own hotel, I'll even set up a time and place. You can have anyone you want there with you to verify the privacy of the venue.

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Paul
steve perry
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- show me while youre at it
Jools
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- sad. so sad.
Jessica Alba
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- This is so horrible. My lawyers will be speaking with YOU shortly. Have a fun time in court.
Eli Spray
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- Please Miss Alba.... He's a good guy.
vico
Groove Ransom
Andrew Thorpe
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- Everybody who has signed this secretly hopes it really works.
roman
Brad Fitzgerald
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- I agree.
mike
Matthew McEwen
Alex
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- Y que te dijo eya???
kark?
Raymond Daliton
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- That is his wish and you should what so special about that.