OLD PEOPLE: PANTS ARE NO LONGER OPTIONAL.
For far too long we, the younger generation, have been plagued by commercials promoting the sexuality of seniors. We do not want to see old people talking about their sex lives whenever we turn on the TV. This is why we feel that commercials promoting products such as viagra should be banned from all forms of media."

We also believe, that for everyones sake, old people should not partake in sex.
It leaves us with an absolutely horrible mental picture.
In other words, chastity belts will be mandatory for anyone over the age of fifty.