Keep Britney Spears and Beyonce Knowles Out of "Austin Powers"!

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We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that you keep Britney Spears and Beyonce Knowles out of the next "Austin Powers" movie, "Austin Powers In Goldmember". Due to their controversial celebrity status and marginal acting talent, we feel that they will be horrible additions to the "Austin Powers" cast.

Because their fan base is mostly children and teenagers who will not even be allowed to see the movie, and also because the total amount of people who are against Spears and Knowles is much higher than the amount of their fans, we feel that they will be bad for the movie, and drive viewers away from it.

We, the undersigned, state that we will not see "Austin Powers In Goldmember" if Spears and/or Knowles are in it, nor will we buy any merchandise related to the movie, including the soundtrack CD, posters, the video/DVD release, etc.

We ask that you please reconsider your offers to Spears and Knowles, and keep in mind the preferences of "Austin Powers" fans before making any final casting decisions.

NOTE: Please understand that by signing this petition in support of either Spears or Knowles, you are only increasing the number of signatures on this petition, encouraging the protest against them.

5525 Signatures

  • Elizabeth Smith
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Kyleeana
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • I do not beleive that either has any talent as an actress.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Melanie Silverman
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Chenie
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • neone would be...trust me!
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • have u seen Beyonce act?! its NOT a purdy sight and brit can hardly sing, why da hell is she acting now? so we having else to say she sux at? no...lets not go there
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Nikki
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • ME!!!!! *L* I have no clue.
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Cause Brittney is so fake and I dont know Knowles so I dunno.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Drew
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Jennifer Lopez
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney Spears is a hoe and both of them can't act
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Zias
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • a kiwi
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney cannot act & she is unworthy of being in an Austin Powers movie!!!
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Amie
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Julia Syles
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • HELLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOO
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Mary Vintilo
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Mandy Moore
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • I do not want Britney Spears to appear in the movie.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Mary-Ellen Wayne
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jennifer Lopez
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney Spears
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • melissa
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Angelina Jolie
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Cuz they agly cuz
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Laura Schafer
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • julia roberts or whoopi goldberg
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • they are sluts and they can't sing or act
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Russell Edwards
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Anyone else but Britney Spears
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • They aren't actors. They aren't even good musicians in my opinion.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Peter Pierce
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Lindsay Stinner
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Any actress, just not pop stars.
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Brittany Spears can't sing nor write her own music, therefore, what makes you think she can act? Brittany is too controversial and I believe many people would boycott the movie, just because of her role in it. Beyounce is a talented singer, however, I think the part in Austin Powers 3 should go to a well experienced actress.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Kayleigh
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Portia diRossi
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Beyoncй is a good singer but she really should stick with the day job, and the day Spears becomes a good actress with mountains of personality is the day I get served fish and chips in London's East End by Elvis Presley.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Amy
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Kate Hudson, Jamie Preston
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • They are typical and I am so tired of seeing them, need fresh faces and not people who are there just because they are famous from music
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Mihoshi Marie
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Lucy Lawless or Shakira
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Neither of them are good actresses.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Mike
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • I think they should give some unheard-of nobody a chance. If nothing else, they should find someone who can act, instead of just casting someone because they think it will bring in extra money.
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • I don't want to see them in the movie (or any movie) because I'm just sick of everything being part of a marketing strategy. If someone is going to make a movie, they should find people who can act. Also, I'm sick of having superstars in everything that are no good at any of the things they do.
  • Amy camp
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Salma Hakyek
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • They are stuck up, snotty brats with too much money to young. Plus they are the worst acctresses I have ever seen and would ruin the movie completly. I would not go to see it if they were in it. They suck as performers in every way.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • jyjkku
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Heather
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Reese Witherspoon
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Heather
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Anyone
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • I don't want to see a good movie go down for bad acting.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • hrei
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • 15 rue edourd branli
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Franklin Clark
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • They can't act.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • tina zavala
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • jennifer aniston
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • they are singers not actresses give the role to someone who deserves it not to the little gilr who will cry to her agent if she dosent get what she wants!
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • shitbrit
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • my shitballs
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • if shitney wants to act why not porn flicks?
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Brendan O'Callaghan
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Nancy Travis
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • i want to see good acting
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • dorothy
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • liv tyler
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • spears is not original or cute - she sucks & can't act
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Lorrain
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Any one but Brittney & Beyonce
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • They are hrrible actresses and they blow ass
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Savanna
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Any one but those two
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • they are ugly hoes
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Brian McCandliss
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Janeane Garafalo and Judy Brown
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney has no talent and she's overexposed as it is; she also has no sense of humor
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • John Lomes
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Alicia Silverstone
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney has never acted or done comedy, she just lip-syncs to backup vocals, and shakes her ass on stage like anyone can
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Jacki
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Jessica Alba
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney Spears sucks! I could go on for days about how the ho is talentless. Has she ever heard of clothes? Both Austin Powers movies were great, so why the hell does she have to ruin them? In 20 years, people wont be listening to her music, but they will probably be watching Austin Powers, and the fans of the movie will sure as hell not want to remember it as having her in it. If she wants to walk around half naked, she should become a stripper rather than flaunt her nasty self around the media.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Rachel Green
  • John Duplechien
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • tera reid
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • they'll just mess up the whole movie
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Becky Burlette
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Kate Hudson or Parker Posey
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • BAD ROLE MODELS BAD ACTRESSES
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • csdfd
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • jhkjhk
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • kjghkhjk
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Angel
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • yeah....my cats pearo or Bejeta
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • I'm forced to sign this
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Allan Hass
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • anybody but those two!!!
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Brittany's voice is irritating as hell, and beyonce is beyonce, need I say more?
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • kristina
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • christina aguilera
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • NEITHER spears and knowles can act good they are just doing it for publicity. I love the austin powers movies but with them in it this one is totally gonna suck. if britney IS in it then i for sure will NOT see it.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Will Shaw
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Katie Holmes, Jennifer Love Hewitt
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Sandy
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Give an unknown a chance.
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney cannot act (or sing or dance) and is a total waste. No one wants to see a talentless egomaniac whose 15 minutes were up ages ago in anything, much less a major movie. Please don't let her be involved in this movie!!!
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • romuelle idia
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • christina aguilera
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • 'coz britney sucks big time!!!
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Cindy
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Anyone!
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • i dunt really mind beyonce although she would be stupid in it...but im afriad of how much shagging bitchney an austin powers will do.
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Julokey
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • none
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • don't know
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • lalasha122121
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • justin timberlake
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • that would make the movie stupid
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Stacey
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • anyone but Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jennifer Love Hewitt
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • Britney is a skanky whore is a horrible role model fro the young people. She is the reason why all these young girls are starting to dress trashy and act like it. She has no talent and should stop acting like the way she does saying it's b/c she's older now. That's bullsh*t! She's a skanky whore and will ruin any film she is ever in!!!!
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No
  • Arsenika
  • Cinzia
    • Who would you recommend as better actresses to appear in the third "Austin Powers" movie?
    • Catherine Zeta Jhones, Kylie Monique,
    • Why do you not wish to see Spears and/or Knowles in the movie?
    • they r just not good at acting, Bitchney sucks in everything, she should just give up being anything in life, she's dumb. Beyonce should just keep on singing, cause that's all she can do, I just don't wanna c any on them nor any other pop star,they would just ruin the movie,and plus they r just show offs, we don't want them to show off anymore, they r already annoying!!!
    • Have you already seen both "Austin Powers" movies?
    • No
    • Have you previously bought "Austin Powers" merchandise, including soundtracks, videos, toys, etc.?
    • No