Ben do the Dishes!

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Dear Mr. Anderson
WE THE UNDERSIGNED hereby petition the above to do the dishes even though he may work seventy (70) hours a week.

31 Signatures

Nick Voss
Rosie Martins
Mark Anderson
Vicki Anderson
Kerry Meier
Joel Luedke
Darnell Jackson
- Comments
- Ben I herd yo dishes need done. DO IT SON!
Pinnacle Woods Administration
- Comments
- Ben, it has come to our attention that some of your dishes in the apartment have sat in your kitchen sink longer than we find acceptable. Please remedy as soon as possible, or legal action will be taken. Thank you. -Pinnacle Woods Administration
Maggie Palermo
Clark Kebodeaux
Andrew Cross
William S. Faltas, E.I.T
Barrack Obama
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- My fellow citizen, it would be behoove this great Nation if you would fulfil your civic duty, and do the dishes in your apartment.
JOHN HANCOCK
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- My signature on this petition was obligatory.
Kevin Kohr
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- Nick knows best
Will Snider
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- Do Your Shift!!!!!
Southwest Airlines
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- Why do you charge for bags?!?!?!
Angela Brown
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- Hey Ben - I was so happy when I ran into you at the bar a few weekends ago. I thought you were such a nice guy until I read about this. You should be ashamed of yourself. I don't ever want to talk to you again. Delete my number from your phone. Scumbag.
Tyler Hansbrough
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- This petition has helped to opened my gigantic eyes to see how big of a problem this really is. Don't be a bish; wash a dish.
Chewbacca
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- Gggggrrrrrr rrrraaaahhh rrrrrrggghhhhnn!
Garrett Kohl
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- Do it for the kids, Ben
Tim Tebow
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- It's ok Ben, even if you don't do the dishes, "Jesus still loves you." John 7:12
Ben Porter
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- Do it.
Ambs
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- Wash, Ben, wash. Or I shall post pictures. Remember - I once visited your apartment. Your choice... :)
Matt Zeets
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- We know it's tough, but we're all here for you Ben... in a moral support, do nothing sort of way. We're not helping with the dishes.
Angelina Jolie
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- I was really enjoying talking to you, and I thought I was ready to take things to the next level, but now that I know the truth you can forget about it. I need a man that can take care of me AND the dishes.
Perkins
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- Mr. Ben Anderson, we have recieved word that you have been neglecting the dishes for quite some time now. If you do not take immediate action to remedy this issue, we will have no choice but to proceed with OPERATION PIE NUTS (round 2). You have been warned.
Brad Pitt
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- I will even lend you Mrs. Jolie-Pitt for a few nights if you do the dishes man!
Sasha macdougall
r venema
Kaellee
- Comments
- Yes, Ben, go do the dishes.