All of you without beta keys--
"I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 5 WEEKS!!!!1!!!!11one"
"I AM TIRED OF WAITING!"
"shdsfjdksfkjf SPAM i WANTmyKey!11!!!1"

(Note these are very similar to real posts, but not actually copied and pasted)

Quit your complaining. It is really quite sad to see all the spam on the forums, which was once filled with plenty of useful suggestions.

If you feel the need to spam something, please feel free to do that on some random IRC channel... (Ok, don't really...) All of us who PATIENTLY wait for our keys without that constant "I WANT MY KEY!11!! I am LEAVING if I don't get it!!1!1" are really quite sick of it...

Threads are piling up by the minute and the devs probably love watching the pointless begging in their free time (along with playing Foosball).

Also, those who are asking "WHERE IS MY BERTA KEEEYEEE!!!!!!11111!1!!11one11!"--
YOU ARE NOT ROYALTY. WAIT with the others and don't act like snobs who think they deserve a key before everyone else.

Now that I am done with my rant, here is a message to those who are waiting PATIENTLY for their keys:

THANK YOU! For every one of you who waits patiently, the BF Heroes forum does not gain 20-30 new pointless messages. While I encourage you to keep waiting patiently, I also suggest to not post in those pointless "WHERE IS MY KEY" threads... It just fuels the fire.