The Office keeps getting worse and worse, and a big cause of this is the current distance between Jim and Pam. We who sign this petition want to see them back together, to still the emoness Pam's absence from Dunder Mifflin causes us. And to prove we're serious emo over this, we'll cut ourselves, one inch per episode she's not back. That's right. Our blood will be on your hands, The Office producers!