Harry Knowles as the Blob

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We, the movie going public, are shocked and appalled at this movie studio's treatment of our beloved Marvel characters. Therefore, we respectfully request that 20th Century Fox cast Harry Knowles from AICN as "The Blob" in the upcoming film Wolverine that stars Hugh Jackman.

DESIRED OUTCOME?

The best Marvel characterization in history.

HOW LONG WILL WE CAMPAIGN?

Until Harry Knowles Blob takes his rightful place in film history alongside other famous disgusting characters such as Jabba the Hut, Fat Bastard, Slimer and John Belushi.

WHO TO CONTACT?

Bloated Bastards, Incorporated at harryknowlesblob@mailinator.com
http://www.freewebs.com/cyberphobiamain/

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Kevin S. Willis
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- It's perfect. Harry is "the blob". Got to get it done before the lap-band surgery, tho.
jealous guy
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- run fatboy run
John
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Jeff Pruett
Chad
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- How could you go wrong/ With casting like this you've got a sure-fire hit on your hands!
Not Cool
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- Guys, Harry's in a wheel chair. This is not cool.
Mr Blobby
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- I was hoping to get this part after finishing on 'Noel's House Party' but will make way for Harry
Lincoln Smith
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- Great fit for the role! Saw him at a conference with Robert Rodriguez, just replace his wheelchair with a hovecraft and you've got it!
john kelley
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- It's gotta happen
br1947
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- hells yea!
Matthew Pelham
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- I just want to see the blob, I don't care which actor gets the part as long as he's fat.
Mahdi Ojagh
Matt Wilson
Hans Wauters
Jim Bob
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- Harry Knowles-Blob vs. Wolverine. Awesome.
Rick Rob
Clay Stilley
some
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- Oh Yeah, get this hog on that movie!
Mark
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- This is so wrong... but I'm all about being inappropriate. Sign this lard-ass up!
Christopher S Vogel
ben mckelvey
sammy c
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- harry deserves it and trained hard for the role!
Curt Peppers
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- HARRY IS THE BLOB!
L. H. Oswald
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- Give Something Back to Ain't it Cool News!
Mark Hopper
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- I agree wholeheartedly!
Hardon Thicke
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- boosh
Joe Tex
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forevertj
Will D. Cat
Carlos A. Narvaez
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- I really believe he will make a great Blob.......Nothing moves the Blob, go Harry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rdondero
Abe Froman
hass mook
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- Harry knowles is fat leech of human being. Perfect for the role of the Blob. and he'd work for "pwesents" and free HD-DVD players.
The Turkish Superman vs The Indian Superman
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- This indeed needs to happen. Harry should expand his range, otherwise he will forever be typecast as The Guy Who Plays Severed Heads in Smelly and Dirty Cellars, which is a limited acting choice.
Ian Rummage
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- Call me when someone makes a Harry Knowles as Xavier petition and together we can make that method cripple a star. Hes in a wheelchair.