Cookie Crisp for All!

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Millions of your fine cereals are sold in Canada each year. Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Golden Grams, and one of my favorites, Cocoa Puffs. Yet there is one vital piece in this crummy puzzle missing, one that would put a smile on millions of children's faces every single morning when they pour a healthy glass of gleaming milk over a handsome bowl full of chocolatey circles just like Grandma used to make in prison.

In this technologically dependent age there is a growing trend of "skipping breakfast", because kids have their "electronic mail" and their "scooters", they don't have "TIME" to eat the most important meal of the day.

Take a step back for a moment though. Do these children have Cookie Crisp? NO. And I say we give it to them. Give Canada the cookies they deserve.

By signing this petition, you are showing that you care about the easily deterred minds of today's Canadian youth, even if you are not Canadian yourself, and you want to set them straight by offering them cookies that they can eat for breakfast.

Cookie Crisp for All!

720 Signatures

  • Directrix
    • Comments
    • Let them eat cookies!
  • Tofu HD
    • Comments
    • I'm pretty sure you can get Cookie Crisp here already...
  • Zach Bergstrom
    • Comments
    • This is an OUTRAGE! I live in the US myself, but I believe that all human beings are entitled to the brillant goodness that is Cookie Crisp.
  • chris
    • Comments
    • cookie crisp 4 EVAR!!
  • Robin
    • Comments
    • This is a motherfucking travesty!
  • Sosha
    • Comments
    • BEST.CEREAL.EVAR
  • Adam Beedenbender
    • Comments
    • YES!
    • Homepage
    • <a href="http://www.goatse.cx" target="_new">goatse.cx</a>
  • Hot Mint
    • Comments
    • Please give the silly canadians the cereal
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    • <a href="http://www.backdoorbangerz.cjb.net" target="_new">Backdoor Bangerz</a>
  • Joseph Peters
    • Comments
    • I verily enjoy my breakfast cookies and suggest you do the same. Haha, Canadia sucks!
  • Starina
  • Snake Fuzz - SA
  • DJ CoolMint
    • Comments
    • Usually I'm laughin' and HotMint's mad, but this time we bot mad. GROWL RASA RASA!
    • Homepage
    • <a href="http://www.backdoorbangerz.cjb.net" target="_new">www.backdoorbangerz.cjb.net</a>
  • cooooooooookie crisp!
    • Comments
    • TEH COORKIES TAHT YU0 CNA AET!!!
    • Homepage
    • <a href="http://www.goatse.cx" target="_new">WONDERFUL COOKIE LAND!</a>
  • Tim
    • Comments
    • Hell yeah, man! And bring back the damn burglar, too. Coo-ookie Crisp! AWROOO!
  • M. Schirmer
    • Comments
    • Bring back cookie crisp!
  • Paul Hinze
  • Amanda
    • Comments
    • They should have it there too, but if you want to sell any you should go back to the way of making it that didn't cause it to taste stale and plasticized.
  • Bassam Imam
    • Comments
    • G-d gave our nation plenty of food. We should be thankful by at least eating it!
  • Bob Greig
    • Comments
    • Woooo Cookie Crisp WOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • April Russo
    • Comments
    • As an American, I stand up for the rights of others to eat what they want, even though the cereal gave me a toothache as a child and I haven't eaten it since the first time at age 9.
  • Sweth Chandramouli
  • Howard Fisher
  • Abigail J. Sanford
  • Matthew Ulmenstine
    • Comments
    • FREE OUR CANADIAN BROTHERS!!!
  • Alec Horowitz
    • Comments
    • Cookies for Baskfast CoooooooooooooooooKie Crisp.
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    • www.altv.fanspace.com
  • LaDerrius Williams
  • kellogg
    • Comments
    • make kids eat cookie crisp
  • Kristin Stine
  • Scott Halford
    • Comments
    • What's the deal?! The U.S. doesn't get Ketchup Potato Chips?! Canada doesn't get Cookie Crisp?! End this segregation of food now!
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    • <a href="http://www.tummytech.com" target="_new">Tummytech</a>
  • Joe Kelsey
  • Jenny Byrne
  • Daniel Ehrenberg
  • Veeeee
    • Comments
    • go lucky charms go!!! :P
    • Homepage
    • www.tanyaISaJOKER.com
  • Tanya
  • iLL Na Na
    • Comments
    • April Russo.. ur a pussy if u cant handle cereal
  • Neil Stephens
  • Malissa Cadwallader
    • Comments
    • I'm not Canadian, but everyone should have Cookie Crisp! (I asked all my friends to sign, too!) GO CANADA! =)
  • Amanda L. Dillon
    • Comments
    • Canada should have Cookie Crisp too!
  • Lynn Merrill, Jr.
  • Christine Diehl
  • Marek Oltarzewski
    • Comments
    • Think of the poor Canadian children, why should they suffer!?
  • Tricia Lafferty
    • Comments
    • Everyone deserves Cookie Crisp!!
  • Jamie Rider
  • danielle
  • Lisa WAtkins
  • Lisa
    • Comments
    • I have wanted Cookie Crisp in Canada for years!
  • fetus eater
    • Comments
    • What is fetus crisp
  • Catrina Bunch
  • ed
    • Comments
    • I love cookie crisp(although i live in America)
  • Sara Blaney