Bring back the Crystal Maze - with Russell Brand

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We, the undersigned, believe that the TV show "The Crystal Maze" should be resurrected, and remade with Russell Brand as the presenter.







The original Crystal Maze on Channel 4 with Richard O'Brien (and, later, Ed Tudor Pole) was arguably one of the best things ever to grace our TV screens. Although you can still find it on Challenge TV these days, it looks dated and old, and is crying out to be revamped for the 21st century.







We understand that the show would require a huge budget to reproduce, because of the studio space and set requirements. However, this could easily be offset if members of the public could 'apply' to star on the Crystal Maze by premium text or phone call at, say, 50p per application, with teams of 6 selected at random each week. If Big Brother can survive for 641 series using this model, so can the Crystal Maze (just no evictions, voting, skating, dancing or singing, please).







Russell Brand is the most obvious successor to Richard O'Brien and Ed Tudor Pole. Picture, if you will, Brand swaggering around the Medieval Zone, regaling us with tales of his nocturnal liaisons with Mumsy as another bunch of clueless swines yells 'get the crystal' ad infinitum. TV gold, without a doubt.







So please, give the Crystal Maze back to the people. We dearly miss it.



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  • Ricky Banks
  • Chris Ashby
  • Dave
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    • i think russell brand woulg be awesome at the crystal maze if brought back.
  • Agilash
  • Hannah Sowerby
    • Comments
    • Please Bring Back This Wonderful Show! Russell Brand Would Also Be Perfect! PLEASE!!
  • Garry Sowerby
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    • I love this show! Bring it back please!
  • Karen Sowerby
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    • Crystal Maze Rocks!! So does Russell Brand :)
  • Sophie Sowerby
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    • I may cry if this show isnt brought back, dont make a child cry!!! :(
  • Lisa frank
    • Comments
    • Pleaseeeeeee
  • Toby Sowerby
    • Comments
    • I WANT IT :)
  • Ellie
    • Comments
    • BRING IT BACKK PLEASEEEE!!! ILL LOVE YOU FOREVVERRRRR!!!
  • paul mckone
  • bryan
  • Neil
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    • It has to come back, it was the best show ever.
  • Kim Moss
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    • Russell Brand would definately be brilliant! But even if you can't get him, please bring it back!
  • zara podmore
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    • i thought of this a few days ago and wondered if anyone else has had the same idea and they have russell brand is a legend and so is the show so it makes sense.
  • Rick
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    • I loved The Crystal Maze when I was younger.
  • Dan
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    • NOT with Russell Brand though!
  • Becky
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    • If Russell Brand can't do it, Noel Fielding would be great!!!
  • Sally Fraser
  • Sunil Mistry
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    • it was undoubtably the greatest channel four show ever, fair enough it costs a lot but with digital filming its got to be less time consuming then it was in the 90s
  • steven church
  • Stephanie Edwards