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For years, I have watched Count Chocula, Boo Berry, & Frankenberry cereals disappear from shelves across the world.

It calls to mind a lament for the Fruit Brute.
(Though to request General Mills return him would be ludicrous & decidedly a wasteful argument.)

I only request that General Mills discontinue the use of its "Monster Cereals" as some kind of seasonal promotional tool & return it to its rightful place: Shelf three from the floor in every major supermarket across the globe EVERYDAY OF THE YEAR.

Count Chocula & friends should not scream "Halloween" they should scream "Good Morning".

Consider each signature a deposit of $5 on a box of cereal opportunity that was missed by your company.

33 Signatures

  • Jordan Gregory
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    • Go Team!
  • Lori Blaylock
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    • Count Chocula is the best cereal in the history of the world
  • Joan
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    • Count LUV
  • Carlos
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    • I hope it lives forever
  • Clayton Bigsby
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    • I think Boo Berry Cereal is the best cereal in the world it is my main point in life, to help save Boo Berry from the clutches of GM the evil coorperation. Some say Boo Berry is evil I say that GM is the evil one. How dare they restrict my breakfast cereals.
  • Enus jahotti
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    • I love count Chocula, i want him to return so i can eat him. Boo Berry's my best friend. Frenken Berry is the most beautiful monster to ever apperar on a cereal box. At a particualr store all they have is sponners i want a box NOW! Boo Berry cereal is my alternative to crack than i became addicted to Boo Berry, and now they only sell it on Halloween? No, I need Boo Berry Now.
  • Blanch
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    • Boo Berry is a beautiful creature. Without Boo Berry i would have killed myself long ago. Boo Berry is my best friend. Count Chocula is a jerk, he's always mean to Boo Berry. Frenken Berry is a joke no one likes him. I love Boo Berry i want to marry it.
  • Karla Hilliard
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    • Please bring it back all year round
  • Dan Klemens
  • yvette madison
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    • i love this cereal..please bring it back
  • Jen
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    • Count Chocula is the best thing ever. Please bring it back year round.
  • daniel martin
  • Rob Teitelbaum
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    • And bring back Fruit Brute too!
  • Paul Silverstein
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    • Leave the Ram!
  • Brian
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    • Imo, Boo Berry is the best cereal I have ever had. Please have it year round!!
  • Jeff
  • Eric Oldham
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    • I can't find it anywhere near me at anytime of the year even Halloween. I usually have to order it in from off the internet. I did get lucky and found 14 boxes of Boo Berry and 8 Boxes of Frankenberry at a Big Lots recently and I bought every box they had. :)
  • Charles Eskew
  • Jessica Dwyer
  • Jeff Laib
  • Nicholas Moline
  • Sarah Schaefer
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    • BEST. CEREAL. EVER.
  • Joel Hearth
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    • Please, I only have 3 boxes of Count Chocula left!
  • Rilo Graves
  • Tyler Cox
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    • Please Bring Boo-Berry and Frankenberry back to Canada
  • Mark
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    • Bring back Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy
  • lisa bellard
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    • please put count chocula back on shelves
  • Andrew A
  • Todd Roatsey
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    • Please bring back Count Chocula Cereal! It is the best ever!!!! a True Classic!
  • Rhodri Goodall
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    • Count Chocula
  • James
  • Kayla Powers
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    • I hope we can get Count Chocula back year round! It is my favorite!
  • eric mizak
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    • i need chocula year round!