Allow Uwe Boll to Create Films

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Dear Mr. Boll,

We, the undersigned, do hereby acknowledge your right to create films as long as you do not harm any animals in the making of said films. If you must harm animals, at least make sure it isn't the cute ones. Or buffalo. They aren't really cute, but that one scene in "Dances with Wolves" had me worried until I saw the Making-Of documentary on the extras DVD. It was pretty gruesome. I was positive that some buffalo had been killed for that film. Are they buffalo or bison? What is the difference?

The signing of this petition does not in any way reflect the abysmal quality of your films. You are not a genius. But we, the signers, think that this trend of bullying people via petitions is a tad ridiculous. We promote the freedom of every Earthling to make a fool of themselves, especially if it is caught on video.

22 Signatures

  • Les Michaels
    • Comments
    • Please continue making your films.
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Stefan K.
    • Comments
    • hes not a genius, but a cool guy, who has the balls to try all kinda things other directors wouldnt dare to do. so thumbs up!!! mach weiter so uwe. ;)
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Brendan
  • bob
  • Cyrus
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Nfreak
    • Comments
    • Uwe Boll for president!
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Tony Ainsworth
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • M Novel
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Carl HagstrŅ†m
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • craig
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • diana taylor
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • uwe bowl
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Den
    • Comments
    • no uwe boll
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Constantin-Alexandru Tabacu
    • Comments
    • some of his movies are nice
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Sergei Vilbik
    • Comments
    • Go Uwe!
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Leon
  • John D. Napier
    • Comments
    • POSTAL ROCKED!!!
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • hieronymus
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • teoman
    • Comments
    • in my opinion the movies made by BOLL are ridiculous but that fact make them funny
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Eric Gerber
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Eric Gerber
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No
  • Gourdain
    • Comments
    • It's a good director, not the best but...
    • Is Boll a Genius?
    • No