Don't marry her, have me!

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He doesn't love her. I'm not even sure he likes her. They swear at eachother all the time. He's just too lazy to realize getting used to someone isn't love. I know you don't really care folks, but please, sign, it only takes 10 seconds! And you might change my life :)

64 Signatures

  • maria
    • Comments
    • ;)
  • ac
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    • who??
  • Tracy
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    • good luck
  • mandy
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    • good luck
  • alice
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    • incredible how lonely you can feel at 3 27 in the morning
  • Miss Ayn Fiend
  • Adam Wood
  • craig
  • jeje
  • raven
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    • good luck!
  • Laura
  • kika
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    • -
  • Sober
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    • You think the guy will leave because people signed some stupid online petition after reading 10 words? You're ridiculous.
  • Chrystie
  • Karen Mehl
  • Graham
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    • Wow. So crazy I had to sign it.
  • Kribz
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    • How will this change anything!? Is he going to marry the internet? Is he obsessed with public opinion polls?
  • Jessica Currier
  • Monica
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    • Good lcuk
  • Sincerity Black
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    • I haven't a clue what this petition is about, but if I can help a little by signing... :) MERRY/PIPPIN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Anne
  • billie
  • cathy
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    • why the hell not?
  • Bruce Campbell
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    • Marry me!!!
  • Claudia
  • Kcuf
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    • Hah. Hah,.
  • Kaitlin
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    • this is sweet
  • maggie
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    • i love billy, but he's a lot older than me! ;-)
  • peke
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    • you suck, but sure i'll sign your petition *rolls eyes*
  • alex
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    • lol.... w/e you want man!
  • Vickie P.
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    • This rules cuz i'm in chicago so i have easy acces to Billy!=D
  • Marc
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    • I'm not even a girl...but for Billy that can change!!!
  • em
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    • Biiiiillllllllyyyyyyyy
  • R. MARIA
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    • well...I'm always here...
  • oddzer
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    • is he worth it???? PIPPIN KICKS ASS
  • julia sonntag
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    • I dont care;cheers
  • clair
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    • mm hmmm
  • me
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    • sucks. he sucks.
  • Amber LeSene
  • Sarah
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    • arguing is not passion - peace is sublime
  • Sean
  • Jenn
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    • we all fall in love with the wrong person at least once in our life, but we must all be strong enough to not settle for anything less than perfection
  • nadine
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    • oh well if we all cant have him, ill leave him to you
  • Syllthrona Chrynowlas
  • Taunya
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    • Wow. I just happened upon this, but its so crazy I'll sign. Wish someone would create a petition for me.... :(
  • Sam Gentry
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    • I hope your doing the right thing and not tearing apart two people who really love each other. I have a cousin who would do what you doing to try to tear my love away from me, and we're meant for each other. So i wish you the best of luck if it is for the best and the right reasons.
  • robin
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    • you know, you should learn to accept that some things are not meant to be.
  • Lara R. Alldredge
  • Mburi
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    • You go sistah
  • brian
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    • good luck on your weird quest