Bring Back Fast Lane Tea!

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Fast Lane tea, one of finest caffeinated beverages available on the planet Earth, was recently discontinued by Celestial Seasonings. Over the life of its existence, this tea, discovered by many to be a superior alternative to coffee, became the "rejuvenator of choice" to untold numbers of bleary-eyes students, tired working people, sleep-deprived parents, coffee-converts, and pretty much anyone who had things to do but needed a little jump-start to get their wheels turning.

With the disappearance of Fast Lane, many fans of the energizing tea have found themselves facing an abysmal dilemma. What can possibly even come close to replacing a tea that not only tastes so fantastic, but is such a useful and integral part of life? I, for one, am at a loss to replace it. I can only do the Desperate Consumer's Discontinued Product Dance, and (much to the chagrin of anyone happening to read it) I can write very bad Seuss-style poetry like this:

A "Siegel" Serenade (Mo Siegal, Founder and Chairman, Celestial Seasonings)

In all my life I've yet to see
A drink as good as Fast Lane tea.
It lifts me up when I am down
And simply helps me get around.

I'm not alone in my dismay
That it cannot be found today.
To say we're lost and feeling low
Would understate our plight, and so...

I beg you from my saddened heart,
Please do not make us be apart
From tea that really makes our day...
Please, bring it back! Please! Right away!

In my idealistic opinion, one person *can* make a difference, and there *is* strength in numbers. With that rosy pipe-dream tucked firmly and defiantly under my arm, I ask you, tea-drinker or not, to lend your support to this worthy cause. Please help me in my endeavor to convince Mo Siegal and Celestial Seasonings' Marketing Department to BRING BACK FAST LANE TEA by signing this easy online petition.

My deep thanks and genuine appreciation go out to every signer.

2039 Signatures

  • dolores j
  • dominic m
  • Eugene F
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please bring it back, even if it's a special online order only tea.
  • Catherine C
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • life wouldn't be the same without it
  • Amanda H
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • please bring this back!!! i refuse to drink coffee!
  • Jason
  • Ryan H
  • joshua B
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please bring it back, stop discontinuing it!!!
  • Grace
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I need more FAST LANE
  • Amy
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • my husband LOVES this tea!!!
  • Sakura V
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I'm tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Earth K
  • Michael Z
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • please, please bring back Fast Lane
  • Janet R
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please!!
  • David R
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please bring back this wonderful tea!
  • Mthaytr
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • *insert impassioned plea here*
  • Heather M
  • Jim
  • John B
  • Jennifer D
  • Jason C
  • Jason C
  • kirk M
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • This is the only tea I drink!
  • jeff g
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • PLEASE BRING IT BACK!
  • Lisa V
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I love this tea please bring it back...PLEASE
  • Kaitlin D
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I only have one box left!!
  • Chelsea
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • please bring it back! I need it to help me get through my workdays. im lost without my fast lane tea, just stuck in the slow lane.
  • Laurie K
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Pleeeze it is the best
  • lauren w
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • please..please..please.
  • Kevin L
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please bring back Fast Lane!
  • Erin R
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I will buy a crate if this is brought back! I love it!
  • Nicholas M
  • Suzan L
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please, Please bring back Fast Lane
  • Meryl K
  • Marion van D
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • If you don't like coffee, there is no other alternative but Fast Lane Tea, so bring it back pronto, and don't forget that there are Fast Lane Tea lovers outside the States too!
  • noranne
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I have been looking high and low for my Fastlane tea!! I didn't realize that you discontinued it! Please bring it back!! Please??
  • Meghan R
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I NEED THIS TEA!!!!!!!!!
  • LenKu A
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Bring back the tea!
  • melissa l
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • caffeinein my cup! please!
  • michele e
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • my whole family loves this tea. please bring it back!
  • Michele B
  • Pamela K
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please! For those of us in Vegas! We need the "Fast Lane"
  • Enrique G
  • Lora M
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Please it back!
  • Ryan B
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • I love the tea and would like to have it back.
  • John F. K
  • Robert F
  • rhonda M
  • Chris G
  • Sebastian S
    • Comments & Passionate Pleas
    • Bring it back!