Bring Back Fast Lane Tea!
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Mo Siegel & Celestial Seasonings' Marketing Dept.
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Fast Lane tea, one of finest caffeinated beverages available on the planet Earth, was recently discontinued by Celestial Seasonings. Over the life of its existence, this tea, discovered by many to be a superior alternative to coffee, became the "rejuvenator of choice" to untold numbers of bleary-eyes students, tired working people, sleep-deprived parents, coffee-converts, and pretty much anyone who had things to do but needed a little jump-start to get their wheels turning.
With the disappearance of Fast Lane, many fans of the energizing tea have found themselves facing an abysmal dilemma. What can possibly even come close to replacing a tea that not only tastes so fantastic, but is such a useful and integral part of life? I, for one, am at a loss to replace it. I can only do the Desperate Consumer's Discontinued Product Dance, and (much to the chagrin of anyone happening to read it) I can write very bad Seuss-style poetry like this:
A "Siegel" Serenade (Mo Siegal, Founder and Chairman, Celestial Seasonings)
In all my life I've yet to see
A drink as good as Fast Lane tea.
It lifts me up when I am down
And simply helps me get around.
I'm not alone in my dismay
That it cannot be found today.
To say we're lost and feeling low
Would understate our plight, and so...
I beg you from my saddened heart,
Please do not make us be apart
From tea that really makes our day...
Please, bring it back! Please! Right away!
In my idealistic opinion, one person *can* make a difference, and there *is* strength in numbers. With that rosy pipe-dream tucked firmly and defiantly under my arm, I ask you, tea-drinker or not, to lend your support to this worthy cause. Please help me in my endeavor to convince Mo Siegal and Celestial Seasonings' Marketing Department to BRING BACK FAST LANE TEA by signing this easy online petition.
My deep thanks and genuine appreciation go out to every signer.
With the disappearance of Fast Lane, many fans of the energizing tea have found themselves facing an abysmal dilemma. What can possibly even come close to replacing a tea that not only tastes so fantastic, but is such a useful and integral part of life? I, for one, am at a loss to replace it. I can only do the Desperate Consumer's Discontinued Product Dance, and (much to the chagrin of anyone happening to read it) I can write very bad Seuss-style poetry like this:
A "Siegel" Serenade (Mo Siegal, Founder and Chairman, Celestial Seasonings)
In all my life I've yet to see
A drink as good as Fast Lane tea.
It lifts me up when I am down
And simply helps me get around.
I'm not alone in my dismay
That it cannot be found today.
To say we're lost and feeling low
Would understate our plight, and so...
I beg you from my saddened heart,
Please do not make us be apart
From tea that really makes our day...
Please, bring it back! Please! Right away!
In my idealistic opinion, one person *can* make a difference, and there *is* strength in numbers. With that rosy pipe-dream tucked firmly and defiantly under my arm, I ask you, tea-drinker or not, to lend your support to this worthy cause. Please help me in my endeavor to convince Mo Siegal and Celestial Seasonings' Marketing Department to BRING BACK FAST LANE TEA by signing this easy online petition.
My deep thanks and genuine appreciation go out to every signer.
2039 Signatures
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Sean k
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- it waas the beeeeeest!!!!!
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Jay F
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Cynthia P
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Shannon P
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Kevin M
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Leia S
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sharon f
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- Please bring it back -It's sooo good!!
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Maria R
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sue w
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- Why take away a product people want? In this economy?
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Tabitha
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Kathy b
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- I loved this tea!
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Uriah Ann Q
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- The best caffinated beverage ever. Gives me a stronger caffine kick than coffee yet doesn't upset stomach like coffee does.
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Nero S
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Yvonne F
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Zach W
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Derek C
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- I also miss Lemon Zinger Green Tea!
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Paul J
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Viviana M
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Steve W
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- Please bring it back!!
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Jim W
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- We love Fast Lane!!
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scott g
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- please bring back fast lane quick and in a jiffy thanks
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Laura K
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- pleaseeee this was the only thing that got me through my allnighters in college!!
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Damian V
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- You have taken this tea away from me once before. Please do not deprive me of it again!
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Jacqueline G
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Matthew K
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- Fast Lane was amazing. I cannot find another caffeinated tea that energizes me as much or tastes as good. Morning Thunder is not an acceptable replacement.
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Rose P
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...
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Debbie
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- Please bring back this tea on a perminant basis
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Anthony R
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Aaron A
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- please bring it back. i have wanted to try it. i hear so much about it. im not a coffee drinker and have many other celestial seasoning products.
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karen r
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- plz bring it back!!!!
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Jeanie W
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- I survived a year working graveyard and taking college classes and using this tea to keep me going all night. I love tea anyway, and this tea tasted great! Please bring it back.
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Erin
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- please please please bring it back... I need a fix NOW!
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Dan
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- So much better than morning thunder.
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DAVID W
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- Bring it back!!!!!
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caroline b
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- oh my goodness.... this is one of my favorites. Please bring it back!
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Christopher Daniel O
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- Take not from us, that which we so happily pay you for!
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manjari g
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- PLEASE bring this back I absolutely loved it, coffee gives me headaches and this didnt! Now I have nothing to drink in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amber B
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- I loved this stuff! It had such an appealing flavor and effect! I loved how it gave me energy without the crash. Morning Thunder just isn't the same. We need more black energy tea options, we need Fastlane again! It was my favorite tea by far...
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bruce s
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- please bring it back again
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meghan b
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Abe T
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- Please, please, please bring it back!!!
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Allen and Roberta E
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- We woefully bemoan the loss of Fast Lane. Please do not disregard our pleas for its return.
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Alex T
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- BRING IT BACK PLEASE. It is how I have gotten through the past four years of high school and would love to have it in college.
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Addison B
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- Fast Lane Tea is my only alternative to Coffee and acts as my healthy alternative to energy drinks
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Adrienne L
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please bring it back. Please.
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Anne C
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- This tea makes me function on weekday mornings... please have a heart!
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anna h
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- please what a loss
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Alysa I
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amber k
- Comments & Passionate Pleas
- It made my day!!!! Thats all that really needs to be said.
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Alana V
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