WE THE UNDERSIGNERS DO HEAR(HERE)BY REQUEST, WISH, DESIRE, NEED, PROCLAIM, DEMAND, AND MENSTRUATE TOO THE IDEA THAT WUMPUS, SOMETIMES REFERRED TO OR REFERENCED AS "CANCER" SHOULD RETURN TO THE WORLD OF DETHECUS.

THERE IS A NEED GREATER THEN YOU AND THAT NEED IS THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL THINGS GUILD RELATED.

PLEASE RETURN TO US IN AN EXPEDIENT MANNER AS WE REQUIRE AND ARE IN MUCH NEED OF YOUR SERVICES OF GUILD CLEANINGS.