As a red blooded male of Scottish descent, much like many others, I was given the name Angus.

McDonalds recently launched two new burgers, named the Grand Angus and the Mighty Angus. Both are delicious, reasonably high grade (for McDonalds, at least) and somewhat filling. However, the name itself has put me, and many others of the same name, at the butt of quite a few jokes.

As such, I call for the renaming of the burger, as good as it may be, to something that eases the mental anguish and suffering. What that may be, is up to the marketing department.