Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

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This petition is for the complete ban of Dihydrogen monoxide.

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is the major component of acid rain
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
- it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
- contributes to erosion
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes
- has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

Despite the dangers, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

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  • Clare
  • A'Ladren W
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    • I am in favor of banning the use of DHMO.
  • Alyx
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    • I almost choked to death!
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  • this
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    • water!!!!!!!
  • R. U. K
  • M. W
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    • Hope it gets banned soon.
  • stephanie r
  • Kelsey L
  • ILOVEWATER
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    • Dihydrogen Monoxide sounds terribly dangerous!! Ban it!! :)
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  • Donald D
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    • Vatten дr ett farligt gift, som kringflyter Visby stift.
  • Bjorn H
  • Jan W
  • Stevie
  • Danielle
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    • I'm around Dihyrogen monoxide all the time...its everywhere
  • Brandon
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    • This is proposterous...how could they let this epidemic progress?
  • CINDI (
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    • THIS NEEDS TO BE CONTROLLED
  • Simo K
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    • Di=2 hydrogen=H monoxide=O ==) It is H20, Plain water!!!, Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mark W
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    • it need to be baned there should be a lwa against dangerous things
  • Therese
  • Jose P
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    • no to dangerous chemicals
  • Catherine B
  • George W
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    • My mother was killed by it.
  • Martine
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  • sarah m
  • Ikasu
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    • Di-Hydrogen. 2 Hydrogen, or H2. mon-oxide 1 Oxygen, or O. H2+O is H2O, or WATER.
  • Joe M
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    • please ban all gases!
  • Kathleen C
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    • To HELL with liquids! I DRINK VARIOUS DUSTS.
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    • FFFFF
  • John
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    • CONSERVE WATER
  • Nick
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    • This substance almost killed me once! And now I must continue using for the rest of my life, or the withdrawal will kill me. BAN DHMO!
  • Bob
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    • In a recent study of 5,000 dead people, ALL of them contained severe amounts of DMHO!
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    • Some peope actually have JOBS distributing this to our top athletes during games! This is horrible!
  • Nick
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    • ZOMG! Dihydrogen Monoxide ruined my life! For the sake of humanity, ban it now!
  • Bubba
  • LENA M
  • Amber
  • Andrew W
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    • I myself have been affected by chemicals. We live in a chemical age, and thus our bodies reflect the phsysical deterioration of this age.
  • Mary J
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    • I was addicted to this substance for many years. It caused great harm to my physical body and I feel it should be banned.
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  • Jesus
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    • I approve of this message.
  • Laughing B
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    • Do you think it is merely coincidental that Ann Coulter is comprised almost ENTIRELY of Di-Hydrogen Monoxide?!
  • Terry w
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    • It killed my family (traumatic at best)